Congrats To The Magnus Protocol For Being 1000% Funded In Less Than An Hour. Truly Terrifying, True Horror

one thing about Joel Smallishbeans is that he's always giggling. I think most people overlook this in the fandom because most of the time his delivery is just so deadpan and sarcastic, but its when he's doing a bit with another person you can always hear him loudly giggling in between sentences trying not to break character. He is ESPECIALLY prone to doing this with Etho. Its so damn cute it makes me insane and I think more people deserve to notice this!!

dance of the earth and sun

Didn’t know how to add the video and couldn’t capture with just a screenshot lmao also apologies for the poor quality

a lot of things about this are funny to me:

1. This being his first tweet since December 13th

2. Why is he saying this. Like same but did he feel so strongly about wanting to walk in a snowy pine forest that he simply must tweet about it. Cozy cottagecore tangotek

3. The previous tweet in question is Ladies and Gentlement. Suck It GTWScar

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!

Sorry that I haven’t been able to stream much this month as well and raise money for the charities I’ve put down, so I’ll add a couple more for the month than usual when I’m back! If you have any good ones let me know!!!

what’s funny about velma (2023) is that they’ve already tried a dark and edgy scooby doo remake. the first live action movie from 2002 was originally directed towards adults, and was rife with dirty jokes, drug references, and cleavage shots of daphne and velma.

you know why the final product didn’t resemble that at all? bc they realized early on that the edgy grimdark angle fucking sucked. they reworked the movie to be more family-friendly— still with a complex plotline, but without the gratuitous sexual references and adult jokes. they did end up keeping a few references to shaggy smoking marijuana (his love interest being named mary jane, for one) but they were super toned down so that they’d go right over the heads of any kids watching.

it wasn’t necessarily a kids movie. i was five years old when it came out, and i loved it, but it was fun for teens and adults to watch too. and even with the dated cgi for scooby, it still has a lot of rewatch value. ask yourself if you think anyone is going to be rewatching velma in 2043 the way people still watch scooby doo twenty years after it was released.

this weird trend of the past few years of remaking fun and campy media into something edgy and full of shock value (wednesday, riverdale, and that awful winx club series come to mind) is so boring and trite and misguided. if you want to make dark media so bad, write something original instead of borrowing the barest skeletons of existing media and distorting them until they’re unrecognizable. it’s such an insult to the creators to have their stories mutilated by people who have no understanding of or appreciation for the characters or audience.

Congratulations on desert duo stream everyone. This was literally a blast for me.

My favorite interactions and quotes:

Grian: Only 200 Christmas sweaters left.

Scar: Seriously???? I hope I will get my sweater.

Grian: Me too, because then I'll be furious.

Scar: Yes!! I really want to wear this sweater for Christmas.

Grian: If yours doesn't come, I'll send you mine.

Scar: I will spend the entire Christmas Eve in this sweater.

Grian: Oh me too. Scar, Scar, Scar, we can take a photo when we are wearing the sweaters, take the same poses and then I will photoshop us together as a family photo.

Scar: ooh, it sounds amazing!

Grian: before you logged off, here. /throws deputy badge/ you are my favorite deputy.

Thank them for all of serotonin, they are so sweat to each other.

saw a post the other day saying cecil shouldn't qualify as a tumblr sexyman because he was never shipped with himself... first of all does kevin desertbluffs mean NOTHING to you

divorce your husband join my gang

Wait there’s polls we can do this for real

it's sappy c! aimsey hours

c!aimsey is one of those characters that just happened to pop in my life at the right time. C!aimsey experienced a horrific loss as I was experiencing a horrific loss and represented the grieving processing a way that made sense to me when nothing else did. they carried hope and anchorless wanderings and the desire to FIX things and know everything to avoid bad things happening again in a way so many depictions of loss don't. the pit in your stomach that urged you HOME with out having one to go back toom

but most of c!aimsey represented the stubborn need to be KIND. hurt can make you jagged lines and sharp edges and my grief made me want the opposite. to be softer, listen closer because the world of cruel and unfair and kindness is an act of revolution of protest against the chaos.

it's empathy and stubborness and this very specific feeling of traversing the world when the worse possible thing that's happened to you has already happened.

what's falling off a bridge after all, you survived the tower. that's punishment enough.