On Death With 1. Lilies Abounded, @petfurniture, Twitter; 2. Frances Molina, “o’death”

do not touch him. he'll eat you alive.

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please adopt a stoner mentality and stop overthinking things such as the way you acted in a situation or what your voice sounded like to other people or whatever. nobody cares about where you put your hands or how you reacted to social stimuli. please just relax and enjoy yourself for a second.

THAT makes him THE BEST

Felled

cottagecore vegans buying chickens bc tiktok told them chickens are cute and fluffee, then watching said chickens fucking obliterate any small mammal they see, and then getting upset about it has to be, hands down, some of the funniest shit in the world

besties, you bought fat velociraptors. and you're going to have to come to terms with that

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life