THIS FUCKING SHIT WAS OVER 2 YEARS AGO???? HOW.

Ice: I love you. Mav: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. *Ice and Mav kiss passionately* Goose, to Slider: You owe me 20 dollars.

Mav: *watching their house burn down* Mav: Mav: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

Ice: Facepalming in the backround.

Mav: This food is too hot... I cant eat it. Ice: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Goose: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Slider: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

There was only one bed.

There used to be two people who shared it. The bed saw laughter and love, times of joy and happiness. But then A got sick. The bed became their safe place, as their joins ached and their skin burned. B did everything they could to help, but it wasn't enough. The bed only holds one now.

Hurt/no comfort fans:

Writer: There Was Only One Bed…

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

if someone says they dont want to be touched

dont touch them

dont fucking touch them

actually dont touch them

dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable

THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

Slider, after Mav pisses him off yet again: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches (cough maverick cough) whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

my back hurts, my head feels like a brick, is this really worth it?

Merlin: Slider, keep an eye on Mav today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Slider: Sure, I'd love to see Mav getting punched. Ice: Try again. Slider, sighing: I will try to stop Mav from getting punched.

Mav talking to goose about Ice after some bar fight.

yo what if i had blood in my mouth and then kissed him. what would happen then