Mav: I dare you to marry me.
Ice: No. I'm not falling for that idiot.
Mav: Then I win.
Ice: What? No you don’t. I’ll marry the hell out of you. You’re officially my husband now. You can’t beat me like that.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
And Mav always runs cold. aaughhhhhhh i love hot/cold dynamics
Iceman who despite his callsign is very warm. Human heater Tom Kazansky send tweet
Slider and Mav are fighting* Goose, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?! *Slider and Mav start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*
my tumblr FYP just fucking jumpscared me. it went from topgun and pretty photos and baking tips. THE ONE FUCKING POST ABOUT SOME A/B/O SMUT FANFIC JUST POPPED UP AND I GOT SO FUCKING SCARED. LIKE PLEASE GET THAT OFF MY FLUFF TIMELINE THANK YOU.
so uh. yeah. this.
Some Top Gun characters reimagined in a world where Navy grooming regulations didn't exist
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au in which Mav speaks a lot about their child, and Rooster gets insanely jealous of someone he doesn't know because he is supposed to be their only kid, okay?!
At least until Mav doesn't invite all the daggers to his home, and Ice is sleeping with said kid on Bradley's favourite armchair. But instead of a human child between the Iceman's arms, there's a cat. The cutest fucking cat ever seeing on the face of the planet but still, a cat.
Months later, Uncle Slider is still teasing him for being jealous of a cat while Ice pats his curles and "as if we would ever replaced you, baby goose."
if someone says they dont want to be touched
dont touch them
dont fucking touch them
actually dont touch them
dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
Did you find the Merlin fic?
not yet im still looking 😭
GUYS. HOW HAVE I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THERE IS GOING TO BE A TOPGUN 3.
WHAT THE FUCK.
SO MANY THINGS COULD HAPPEN OMG. THIS IS LIKE. THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR THE FILMMAKERS.
THEY COULD MAKE HANGSTER CANON (it's too late for icemav sadly).
THEY COULD MAKE THE DAGGER SQUAD PERMANENT.
SO MANY POSSIBILITIES SO LITTLE TIME.
my icemav obsession has returned full force. send help.
Bring your grandpa/dad to work day, but Jake got attached to this old man named Tom.
Tom was some old guy he snarked off at a coffee shop once and was pleased when the older man calmly gave a witty retort.
He keeps on bumping into the man in the same coffee shop, but he bumps into the old man at the park and grocery place at well.
Surprisingly they hit it off, and Jake looks forward to seeing Tom even though he'll never admit it. Tom's getting fond of the boy. Especially when he realized 3 months in that this was the same Jake "Hangman" Seresin who saved his husband and Baby Goose.
One day there was a bring your dad/grandpa/son to work day. Jake was talking about it to Tom, sad that he doesn't really have anyone to bring and was planning to call out because even tho Mav is great and Javy's family always welcome him, he feels like an outsider in those events. Tom hesitantly offered to come, not wanting to overstep, and Jake looked overjoyed.
Tom comes to the event and Jake was showing him around the base, and the shenanigans he gets into with his squad (Tom is delighted to gain some more blackmail against Mav). He also starts introducing Tom around, and some people are staring wide-eyed or straight up choke when they see Tom.
Why the fuck is the COMPACFLT here and in civvies!??? AND HANGMAN IS CALLING HIM, TOM???
Iceman makes sure to give his trademark glare to everyone who even thinks about mentioning his title or saying something to Jake. Everyone just snaps their mouths shut and smiles awkwardly.
It continues with Jake dragging THE ICEMAN around like an excited puppy, and Tom looking fond and ruffles Hangman's hair every few minutes. The base didn't realize how young Hangman really is until that day.
Eventually Tom and Jake run into Mav and Bradley and both have their mouths wide open as Jake introduces Tom to them.
Eventually ends with Mav saying, "Hey! I adopted him first!" While pouting.
"He takes after me more," Ice says giving Mav a grin as he slung an arm around Jake's shoulder to pull him against his side.