Drivers Having No Braincells In The Latest Grill The Grid

WARNINGS: super fangirl reader, shipping, ships that not everyone will agree with

“So hear me out,” Y/N announced, walking into the large living room where everyone was gathered. There were a series of groans, everyone knowing exactly what would follow. “Wanda and Bucky.”

Steve looked horrified.

“NO!” Bucky and Wanda screamed.

Y/N laughed. “Hey, I never said I shipped it. But you’ll be surprised how many people do.”

The room fell into a state of silent horror.

Y/N laughed again, turning and walking out of the room.

A few seconds later, a shout of “Winter Witch” could be heard just down the corridor.

•

Everyone looked up in surprise as Y/N burst into the room at a full sprint, skidding to a stop in the middle. She held her phone up in the air. “STEVE AND WANDA,” she shrieked. Both looked at her, horrified and confused. Y/N was laughing so hard she was doubled over, clutching her stomach. “Scarlet America,” she wheezed.

And then she turned and ran out again, still laughing.

“Tony make her stop,” Steve begged.

Tony laughed. “No chance, Capsicle.”

•

The next time, Y/N was literally laughing so hard that she fell through the door. She lay in a heap in front of the door, her body shaking with silent laughter.

Steve sighed. “What now?”

“HAWKSILVER,” came the muffled reply, and she started laughing louder. She looked up, tears streaming down both cheeks. “Clint and Pietro.”

And then she crawled - literally crawled - away.

Tony burst out laughing.

•

The whole team was more than a little shocked and confused when they heard Y/N’s laughter from the ceiling. And then they became even more confused by what happened next.

Y/N fell from the ceiling. There was no simpler way to put it. Everyone looked up to the sound of the cover on the ceiling vent falling, and then Y/N followed after it.

“Did you crawl through the vents to get here?”

“You locked the door,” Y/N replied.

Then she stood up, laughing again. “You’re gonna love this one.

“NO,” everyone shouted.

“CapIron,” she said anyway.

The room went silent. Then, everyone except Steve, Bucky and Tony burst into laughter.

“Y/N, c'mon. What about Pepper?” Tony looked genuinely wounded.

“Y/N, no,” Steve said at the same time.

Bucky just looked mortified, as he glared at Tony, edging closer to Steve, who didn’t even seem to notice.

Y/N laughed, before turning and leaving the room, only stopping to unlock the door.

“No one is safe,” Clint hissed.

•

“That should stop her,” Tony announced, strolling calmly into the room.

Natasha looked up. “What did you do?”

Tony smirked. “I cut off the Internet connection to her phone.”

“Oh so now you stop her,” Steve muttered, “when it’s convenient to you.”

Tony shrugged. “Don’t be a baby, Capsicle.”

In the distance, they heard a shout. “I HAVE MOBILE DATA, YOU ARSEHOLE! ALSO THERE’S A CAFE WITH FREE WIFI OVER THE ROAD. SO JOKES ON YOU BITCH!”

Tony hung his head and groaned. Natasha laughed at him.

•

Y/N was unusually calm as she walked into the living room that morning. Because of this, everyone was suspicious.

Tony, Wanda, Clint, Pietro, Bucky and Steve, her usual victims, narrowed their eyes at her.

“Okay, okay, I’ve got one more for you,” Y/N announced.

“Y/N, no,” Steve replied sternly. “Just no.”

“Stucky,” Y/N said. There was no laughter, no amusement, just the name.

“Oh,” Steve said. He looked at Bucky, who shrugged.

“Oh,” Bucky repeated. “That’s not so bad. Much better than all the others.

Y/N looked like she was about to faint, scream, or both. “STUCKY SHIPS STUCKY,” she shrieked.

And then she did both. With a loud excited scream, she dropped to the ground, and proceeded to sob into the crook of her elbow.

Steve and Bucky smirked, while everyone else watched with concern.

Natasha stood up and walked over to her. “Are you okay?”

“YES! NO! I DON’T KNOW!” The girl let out a loud wail.

Smiling, Natasha leant down, and helped the girl up. Leading her out the door, she turned and smiled at Steve and Bucky.

When they reached the door, Y/N turned with tear streaked cheeks, and pointed at Steve and Bucky. “OTP,” she whispered dramatically.

my love. just a small fic of Fedyor and Ivan, my beloved heartrender husbands.

warnings for the fic: none, small spoilers for the show

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"Do you think it's really her? The Sun Summoner?" Fedyor scurries after Ivan, when the man leaves the General's tent.

Ivan looks at the heartrender for a second, then continues to march toward the black carriage.

"I don't know and I don't care. We have orders to bring her to the Little Palace."

Fedyor doesn't loose his childish enthusiasm and smile at Ivan's brooding mood. He keeps pace with his partner.

"Well, I think it's her. I hope it's her."

"Hope is a dangerous thing, Fedyor." Ivan warns him.

He doesn't want his partner to be disappointed, if the young woman turns out to be a fraud. Even though they've seen what she can do in the tent, Ivan has his doubts.

The younger man turns to look at him, walking backwards to keep pace with the ophrichniki. A wide smile on his face.

"Oh, cheer up, my love. If General Kirigan believes she is the Sun Summoner, then so do I."

Fedyor almost trips in his kefta, but Ivan catches his arm and keeps him up. He turns the man around, to walk properly. Fedyor's heart thrums in his chest and Ivan smiles for a second then lets his hand go.

"Fine. If that makes you happy, so be it." He says with a monotone voice, his expression changing back to brooding.

Fedyor nods, a bright smile on his face and he marches forward to stop at the carriage. Ivan looks at the man's back and smiles to himself, shaking his head. His partner does need to be more careful, but saints, if he didn't love him for his enthusiasm.

tags: @seldomabsent , @heartrender-husbands (send an ask/reply if you want to be tagged in future fics)

If only I could have done the whole song

Words to describe someone’s voice

adenoidal (adj) :  some of the sound seems to come through their nose.

appealing (adj): voice shows that you want help, approval, or agreement.

breathy (adj): with loud breathing noises.

booming (adj): very loud and attention-getting.

brittle (adj): if you speak in a brittle voice, you sound as if you are about to cry.

croaky (adj): they speak in a low, rough voice that sounds as if they have a sore throat.

grating (adj): a grating voice, laugh, or sound is unpleasant and annoying.

gravelly (adj): a gravelly voice sounds low and rough.

high-pitched (adj): true to its name, a high-pitched voice or sound is very high.

honeyed (adj): honeyed words or a honeyed voice sound very nice, but you cannot trust the person who is speaking.

matter-of-fact (adj): usually used if the person speaking knows what they are talking about (or absolutely think they know what they are talking about).

penetrating (adj): a penetrating voice is so high or loud that it makes you slightly uncomfortable.

raucous (adj): a raucous voice or noise is loud and sounds rough.

rough (adj): a rough voice is not soft and is unpleasant to listen to.

shrill (adj): a shrill voice is very loud, high, and unpleasant.

silvery (adj): this voice is clear, light, and pleasant.

stentorian (adj): a stentorian voice sounds very loud and severe.

strangled (adj): a strangled sound is one that someone stops before they finish making it.

strident (adj): this voice is loud and unpleasant.

thick (adj): if your voice is thick with an emotion, it sounds less clear than usual because of the emotion.

tight (adj): shows that you are nervous or annoyed.

toneless (adj): does not express any emotion.

wheezy (adj): a wheezy noise sounds as if it is made by someone who has difficulty breathing.

sewis and a few of my favorite moments of their shared career

1. “don’t let off, i need you fighting with me next year.” “i promise.” 2. “what was the turning point in your relationship with lewis? “maybe baku 2017.” 3. “he drove a nice race, put me under a lot of pressure and i really enjoyed that. we share great respect amongst each other.” 4. “we’re witnessing you making history.” 5. “lewis is the greatest of our era.” 

😂

AU: your camera roll but you’re married to Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw (headcanons)

“’…In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman.’ For a moment, I forgot which line of mine followed. We stared at each other, and the crowd faded around us into indistinct shadow and set dressing. With a jolt I remembered my words, but not quite the right ones. ‘Be ruled by me,’ I said, a few lines too soon. 'Forget to think of her.’”

— If We Were Villains by M.L. Rio (ACT III, Scene 18)

the facts that there's still not a reunion fic on isildur and elendil is making me mad af

You know what I love? When the team are experiencing/have experienced something pretty damn traumatic and Jack is there to comfort them with a reassuring touch to show that he’s there and it’s gonna be okay

I could go on and say so much about this, but if I had to make a guess about the main reason why Jack’s so tactile and loves to show his compassion through physical contact and holding people, it might possibly, just possibly be because if he ever let go…