Every Time I Fumble With My Phone Charger I Just Think About The Fact That Sherlock Holmes Would Think

Can the foxes outside my window actually stop getting freaky? Please Its 3 am

My first thought was that Rowling was actually the muppet joker but then I remembered that somehow he actually isn't transphobic

I giggled

joel beans they could never make me hate you

My favorite thing I've read today 😭

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

this is how it feels visiting the tags of a dead fandom or an underrated character

This is actually so real tbh

Genuine screenshot of my friend trying to get my attention while I'm not online

Just thought this was hilarious, and is definitely not a sign that I have a problem....

I CACKLED

scott smajor they could never make me hate you

I feel duty-bound to reblog so others may discover this gem

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I have heard that having skin and no more than one or two eyeballs can help, I'm only a beginner though

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

Is killing someone justified if they caused enough harm? Then killing Brian Thompson was justified.

Is killing someone never justified under any circumstances? Then the death penalty is always wrong.

Either way, it's impossible to make a logical argument in favor of Brian Thompson's killer receiving the death penalty.

The only possible explanation is that the state and the ruling class get to decide who lives and who dies. It's about power, not morality or public safety.