Morgan, Picking Up The Phone While Not Looking: Hey Baby Girl, Tell Me Something I Wanna Hear.

Percy “I am impertinent” Jackson really looked Zeus dead in the eye and said “Your family is a mess”

Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

more love for my favourite man-shaped beings

Every time Brody says something misogynistic:

how it feels trying to find a fanfic/imagine about a fandom that’s dead and dry

so small so squishy

oh.

get you a man who thinks of you as a queen.

look at that arch. men used to go to war and now they're sluts!