Imagine, You’re Eating A Nice Lil Treat. A Funky Little Strawberry Napoleon From The Bakery You Work

Imagine, you’re eating a nice lil treat. A funky little strawberry napoleon from the bakery you work at.

You pick up a bit with your fork. You notice something off in one of the strawberries.

“But how can this be?” You ask. “I’m the one who made this, it should be just fine!”

Then you take a closer look.

It is your fork.

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1 year ago

I hope he gets a cane not only because representation and character design, but also he could use it to smack people(Chuuya) on the head at random

What in Soukoku is this

What In Soukoku Is This

I need to know when this was created and if it is official because if it is and was created after the Meursault arc, there might be a good chance that Dazai may canoniclly get a cane.


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1 year ago

Me: Okay, my bbeg design for this character needs to have good armor, properly protecting them from attacks.

Also me:

Boobs. Show the boobs. The deepest V-neck to ever have graced this realm. Make him a whore.


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1 year ago

Me in my day job: Alright ma’am your total is 17 dollars, can I please have a name for the order?

Customer: Yes

Me:

Customer:

Me:

Customer:

Me: an. And what. What’s the name? For your order?

Customer: oh yeah- it’s *insert name idk like Alice*


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1 year ago
a screenshot of the adding tags function with "tw r" filled in. The first two tags to show up are "tw r4p3" and "tw r@pe"

What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.

1 year ago
Ayo New Cosplay Just Dropped

Ayo new cosplay just dropped

(I am aware the glove is purple and is supposed to be blue I’m just a failure of a human being)


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2 years ago

Come onto my wagon, I will take you! Don’t mind the crucifix that’s just,,,decoration

I need to reach my friend!


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1 year ago

as another user described it, it’s basically a journal with pvp

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

2 years ago

Attention everyone:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thank you that is all


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1 year ago

Prince Sidon of the Zora from Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild?

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?


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