AND THATS ON MY MAMA.

AND THATS ON MY MAMA.

don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude

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1 year ago

FREAKING SOBBINGJAJSJKSHSOEJSJDKD

If We Get Some Kind Of Reunion Between These Two In Btsv I’ll Bawl My Eyes Out
If We Get Some Kind Of Reunion Between These Two In Btsv I’ll Bawl My Eyes Out

if we get some kind of reunion between these two in btsv i’ll bawl my eyes out

1 year ago

🥹 i want this

E!42 Miles x fem reader w/a resting bitch face part 2

E!42 Miles X Fem Reader W/a Resting Bitch Face Part 2

Miles loves the fact that you rarely ever smile unless it’s cause of him or something you said

Makes him feel like the luckiest nigga on earth ong

Like a random mf will pull up and give you a line that you’ve heard thousands of times, whether it be from a movie or it was told to you by someone else

And you’d just stare at them like 😐😐😑😐

It’s disconcerting to them but funny asl for Miles cause he’ll waltz up behind you and wrap an arm around your waist

“This idiot troublin’ you, Ma?”

“To be honest, ion even remember why he was here; I just looked at him cause it’s polite to watch who’s talking to you. Never said anything about listening when you don’t want to though.”

When the mf leaves cause he sees he has no chance, Miles is looking at you til you turn your head to look at him

“What?”

“Nothin’. You jus mad pretty.”

Oh. . . Oh look at you now, turning your head to fight the smile coming to your face

Score

A girl decide to brush up on him when you’re not present? He don’t entertain them unless he knows you’re gonna be by him in about three minutes

Just so he can get the chance to push past them and walk over to you

“Hey, Ma. You ready to head out?”

“Mhm.”

You think he doesn’t catch the minute smirk you make at the scowling faces of the girls who were trying to flirt with him, but he does

Finds it hot as hell

If you’re hanging out with him and he’s on the game by himself, he’ll pause it and look at you for a couple moments til you look at him

“. . . Ws wrong.”

Mf won’t answer, he’ll simply squish your cheeks into duck lips and kiss them before turning his game back on like nothin’ happened

Have fun rebooting for a good bit

Laughs as you glare and pout at him out the corner of his eye, and absolutely revels in the smile that eventually breaks out across your face as you hide behind your hands and roll away

If you ever take a picture near him and you’re using your resting face for the serious yet beautiful aesthetic, prepare to have mans ruin it

He will dart by and give you the biggest smooch on your face and disappear

You know those obnoxiously loud kisses those irritatin’ ass boyfriends give you just to be a menace??? YEAH THAT

Mf won’t even stay for the picture, beat him tf up for it 😒

If you ever come to him lore dumping, he’s either listening while paying attention to your animated expressions or he’s completely enraptured and not listening to a single thing you said

Literally no thoughts behind his eyes aside from “This girl really is mine, goddamn.”

“And then it turns out that Ethan is the one leading his daughter through out. . . Miles is you listenin’ or nah.”

“I’m not gon hold you?? I’m just watching your fine ass shine in front of me. The sun was supposed to set two hours ago.”

STUFF A PILLOW IN HIS FACE BEFORE YOU START GIGGLING, HE NOT GON STOP IF YOU LET HIM HEAR IT

There are days where Miles does nothing but stare at your face, and when you look at him there’s a 4% chance he’ll smile at you like 1610 did in the first movie when he thought about dipping to see Uncle Aaron

“Y’know you’re beautiful t’me, right Mamas?”

“Yeah. . .”

“Good. ‘S thinkin’ I ain’t tell you enough.”

“You tell me almost every day.”

“Long as you know. My pretty lil’ thing.”

E!42 Miles X Fem Reader W/a Resting Bitch Face Part 2

A/n: Randomly decided to add this, have fun 🤭🤭🤭

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1 year ago

canon. he would. i’m writing about this it’s inevitable.

Earth 42! Miles 😭

1 year ago

SQUEEEE

Ballin.⋅ ۵♡۵ ⋅.

Ballin.⋅ ۵♡۵ ⋅.

pairing: e-42!miles x black!reader

warnings: light swearing but nothing else 🙂

Summary: You and Miles decided to take a late-night walk which ended with him teaching you how to play ball.

“Then, the bitch had the nerve to ask me for my fucking pencil back bro” You said with a hint of anger in your voice as you were telling Miles about something that happened at school.

“Nah, that's crazy ma-” He stopped mid-sentence once he caught a glimpse of a basketball court that was on his left, a few feet away from them. It was pretty late, so nobody was on the court playing like there usually would be.

“Let's go play some basketball baby” Miles said grinning, as he turned to face you. Before you could speak, he gently grabbed your arm and guided you to the court. “You got me fucked up, I didn't come out here to play Miles. Plus there's no ball nigga” You spoke as your boyfriend dragged you to it, regardless. 

“You out of luck mami, someone left their ball here” He said as he picked up the basketball off the bench. 

Shit.

“But baby, it's hot as fuck out here and my hair bout to be ruined” You whined, trying to get out of the situation.

“You know ill pay for that shit ma, relax. Now get your fine ass over here” Miles said signaling you over to where he was standing. There were no more excuses left for you to use, so you did as he said. You felt the warmth of his body when he came up behind you. “Here, take the ball baby. Position your hands like this, then shoot” Miles instructed as he showed you what to do.

You sighed, the things this man will make you do out of love. You positioned your arms in the way he did, shot it but missed as it hit the rim. “God, I'm so ass” You said as you laughed a bit.

Miles jogged over to get the ball then walked back behind you, “Here, try again mami” he said, handing you the ball once again.

You took the ball in your hand, positioning it like you did before “Like this?” you asked, turning to look at Miles. “Just like that baby” he said, smiling down at you.

You turned back around and then shot the ball once more which ended up going in this time. “See, you just needed some practice. Estoy muy orgullosa de ti princesa” (I'm so proud of you princess) Miles said looking at you with genuine happiness on his face.

“Well, I'm not doing that shit again” You said dropping the ball and looking up at him.

“Mhm, I know baby” Miles responded, intertwining his hands with you as you guys walked back to your place.

a/n: Not my own writing having me blushing and swinging my feet. 

1 year ago

LITERALLY PLS MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

LITERALLY PLS MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Like Ts Don’t Make Y’all The Slightest Bit Of Uncomfortable… ?? Bc Ik I Am.

like ts don’t make y’all the slightest bit of uncomfortable… ?? bc ik i am.

& it be the mfs who know they way around digital art too… like the vv talented ones 😭

1 year ago

have mercy 😩🙏

lights, camera… action — hobie brown

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hobie's got a thing for the camera. he can't stop starting his timer and setting his phone up on his dresser against his albums, lens pointed at the end of his messy bed. sat down on the edge, sweats pulled down just enough to free his already-hard cock drooling pre-cum, he gives his camera another show.

he gives you another show.

the first stroke is his favorite, when he finally gets to touch his dick in a video he knows you'll cum to, painted nails toying with your pussy that he knows so well he can see behind his closed eyelids.

leaning back on one hand on his bed, ruffled black comforter framing his brown skin beautifully, he spits into his palm, looking up through his eyelashes with low eyes fixed on himself on the screen. "look a mess, playin' with myself for a camera," he chuckles, bringing his slick hand to wrap around his aching cock.

he looks the opposite of a mess, though, low lights in his room making his skin glow, illuminating his big, pretty cock for his and your eyes. wet hand sliding up and down his cock, his hips jerk up, chasing the pleasure he gives himself.

his toned stomach caves in, the hand that’s holding him up starts to shake as he finds his sweet pace, the one that has him cumming fast and hard. “fuck, feel s’good,” he grits, eyes finding the camera again as another fucked-out laugh rumbles through him.

he shakes his head at the image of himself, slim fingers wrapped around his long cock, eyes low and heavy, mouth open and panting, desperate sounds escaping him. slowing down, he brings his hand to wrap around his thick base, squeezing just a little. he slaps his cock against his stomach, purring, “can’t cum too fast, gotta make it worth it, make it good.”

he wants to make it good for you. he always does.

he leans farther on his other hand, stroking his cock again, slowly, shuddering out a moan with closed eyes. he works his way up, cursing and groaning, until he throws his head back with a pretty little whine, slick thumb swiping slow over his messy tip.

he focuses on his tip, now, hips jerking at the stimulation, eyes fixed on where he works himself. “‘m so desperate, need to feel good, need you t’watch me make myself feel good.” he confesses, whimpered words that you knew to be true already. his talk sends shivers down his own spine, the thought that you’ll enjoy his slurred words bringing him closer to spilling all over his hand.

“fuckfuckfuck,” he whines, far beyond moans and groans, fucked out and pleasure-full. hips jerking into his hand, fingers adorned with rings gripping his sheets.. he’s close. “can’t believe ‘m close already, god ‘m just a slut, jerkin’ myself for a fuckin’ video. but i’m your slut, ‘m yours.”

he’s rambling, perverted thoughts slipping to memories of you jerking him off, skilled hand wrapped around his aching cock, purring praises into his ear, other hand roaming his body while you litter kisses anywhere you can reach in between porn-worthy words. “‘m gonna cum, baby, gonna cum all over myself, jus’ for you. wish you were here to watch, t’make me cum instead.”

now, with thoughts of you flitting through his mind, he cums, gritting out jumbled up letters, from wishing you were here, to knowing you’d make him feel so much better, to plans of letting you jerk him when he sees you again.

regaining his breath, he can’t help but laugh again, eyes fixed on the mess he made of himself. he brings his hand to his chest, swirling his fingers around in his cum, depraved and disgusting. hazy eyes finding the camera, one of the only witnesses to his depravity, with a wicked smile on his face, leaning back on both arms now, he speaks, blissed and nasty.

“see you next time.”

1 year ago

“I don’t want these weapons in this neighborhood, I got a nephew who lives here.”

AND NOW YOU GOT A WIFE. ME.

I FOUND MORE UNCLE AARON LOOK ALIKES!!!

I FOUND MORE UNCLE AARON LOOK ALIKES!!!

I PRESENT

Exhibit A:

I FOUND MORE UNCLE AARON LOOK ALIKES!!!

Exhibit B:

I FOUND MORE UNCLE AARON LOOK ALIKES!!!

Now before you say anything, I balded him MYSELF to prove the point further:

I FOUND MORE UNCLE AARON LOOK ALIKES!!!

CANT TELL ME THEY AINT UNC AARON 😒‼️

1 year ago

BAN KOSA !!!

I wanted to bring peoples attention to this since NO ONE has been talking about it.

In just 4 days, Congress will vote on a crucial bill known as KOSA, which poses a serious threat to the anime and manga community in the United States. Alongside the EARN IT act, this legislation has the potential to result in a complete ban on anime, manga, fanfics, and any mature content due to the vague classification of "gore and violence."

While the bill is being presented as a measure to protect minors, it is essential to understand that its implications go far beyond that. In reality, KOSA could lead to a blanket ban for all individuals, regardless of age. The bill claims to offer a way for adults to access content by confirming their age, but upon closer examination, it becomes evident that adult viewers will be at risk of having the content flagged and taken down.

This is an alarming development that requires immediate attention and action from the anime community. We cannot allow this bill to pass unnoticed, as it will undoubtedly have severe consequences for the freedom of expression and creativity within our community.

To make a difference, we urge you to take action and voice your opposition to KOSA. You can start by visiting the link provided: https://www.badinternetbills.com/. This website allows you to email your state representatives directly. Moreover, if you provide your phone number, you will receive a call that will conveniently connect you to all your representatives' offices. They will provide you with a script to read from, making it easy for you to express your concerns effectively.

It is crucial that we all unite and stand up against this threat. Last year, we narrowly escaped the passage of this bill, but it seems that Congress is making another attempt this year. By speaking up and making our voices heard, we can ensure that our rights to enjoy anime, manga, and creative works are protected.

PLEASE VOTE ON IT, it will take two seconds and it'll help. Thank you ya'll <3

If you can't vote, likes, reblogs, shares, ALL ARE APPRECIATED

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1 year ago

REAL

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

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