Petition To Make Tony Stark Happy

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why tony stark is the most problematic character

a presentation by yours truly

Marvel's 'What If' is a waste of a show if they don't go completely ballistic with their concepts. I'll give them credit for the purple dudebro that is Thanos in Ep.2, but there is so much more they could do.

Where the fuck is the musical episode? Could you imagine??? Holy shit, the potential.

What if it's Civil War, but it's just Tony and Steve reading over the Accords and arguing with the UN for amendments?

What if Tony actually was the villain everyone makes him out to be?

What if Howard the Duck was an op god?

What if someone knocked Peter Quill out before he could fuck up the plan on Titan?

What if JARVIS decided to go SKYNET and take over the planet?

What if Aunt May got bitten by the spider and has to keep it a secret from Peter, but he also got bit, so you've got two Spider-people in the same apartment trying to hide from each other?

What if there really was a dance-off to save the universe in GotG?

Fuck it, bring the Muppet Performers in and film an episode where it's the Avengers.....just played by the Muppets.

I could keep going, I keep thinking of new ones while doing chores.

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

oh hi, thanks for checking in, i still would die for tony stark

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