Why Is This So Relatable? 

Me: Ever realise that to followers might think you're obsessed with a character, but you know that you're just supporting a friend who is obsessed with that character?

My followers: Uhhmmm, no?

Colfer probably thinks he's the funniest guy in the world

Five: If I had a nickel for every time I've gone through puberty I'd have two nickles.

Five: which isn't a lot.

Five: but it's weird since it happened twice.

Fun facts

6 Things I learned from OSP’s Miscellaneous Myths Loki episode:

1.) Loki is canonically a beautiful Twink/Femboy.

2.) Despite being considered a male God, he would change species/gender so much it didn’t really matter.

3.) No one actually knows what Loki was the God of and there were no recorded sacrifices in his name unlike any of the other Norse Gods.

4.) Loki didn’t want anything to happen to his Monster Children,(Daughter Hel, Son Fenris, and Serpent Jormungandr), and tried to hide them away until the rest found out.

5.) Despite being a mischievous “Evil in Disposition” God, he usually ends up using said cunning/trickery fixing messes whether or not he caused them. 

He is also just as often used as a scapegoat by the Gods to expunge themselves of guilt for the wrongdoings they commit. Yes Loki causes a lot of mischief, but he receives a disproportionate amount of punishment from his peers. It’s to the point that he’s portrayed as a comparably sympathetic character even in the original text.

5.) If Loki can get mpreg…

…He will get mpregged.

Seriously, the dude’s given birth more times than his actual wife and all the Goddesses combined!

Not to bud in, but Grace comforting him when his block towers fall over... *Sobbing*

Five has lil building blocks in his room... 🥺

Furinaa

hey guys. no easy way to say this but i got scammed out of literally all of my money today by someone impersonating a government official

they coerced me into cashing out everything i had to 'verify my accounts' after i was told that someone had opened several bank accounts and amazon accounts in my name

gofundme.com

Donate to Urgent Help to Rebuild After Scam, organized by Luke L

hi! so. in a hilarious (read: mortifying and stomach-dropping) twist, today i was scammed out… Luke L needs your support for Urgent Help to

i know times are rough for everyone right now and i feel humiliated having to ask for help again, but. idk what else to do

Oh my lord, it’s 12 AM? I don’t think this is the right time to be drawing fanfart right now…

Me right now, wow. (via eismypenname)

Honestly, the funniest crime Artemis has committed is (relatively frequent) voter fraud