@youcandalekmyballs And @sevendeadlyhargreeves Agreed. Leave My Home Girl Alone!

Once a Fowl and a Butler were put together, they were paired for life.

Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer

We need to stop fetishizing lesbians once and for all.

Alternatively, :Artemis, I know you like to believe that you're the sharpest person in the classroom. But sometimes the classroom has knives in it!

Butler: Artemis, I know you like to believe that you're the smartest person in the classroom. But sometimes the classroom has Knives in it!

My brain. Butler has to bring this out far more often then he'd like to admit. Someone help him.

The elevator at Taipei 101: takes half a minute to go up eighty-nine floors

Artemis Fowl II: I need one of these for my two-storey private home which receives few visitors and is not open to tourists

That feeling when a fic of your faves with the perfect concept is in another language... Guess I'm learning Spanish. I'll come back with an edit once I've managed to finally read it.

YAY FRIEND ART!

You made me a killer!

A certain moment from a certain piece of writing.

Thinking Critically

Kendra Wells, Copyright 2021 - The Nib

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Dear online friends, to me you look like you profile pic. Sorry for my brain, but that’s what you look like.