5.0.5 Probably Enjoys Braiding Demenica’s Hair And Putting Little Flowers In It/he May Not Be The Best

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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MY HEART

MEGA MCYEEY

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

meant to be

Instead of losing his glass slipper he loses his paper bag

Okay, here me out. Flug is Cinderella, Black Hat is the evil stepmother, Demencia is one of the stepsisters, White Hat is the fairy godmother, and 5.0.5. is the prince Submitted By @ mumb0-jumb0

(I do not own White Hat, permission to use the image of White Hat was granted by the original artist @comixgum. Go support them!- Mod Mav)

"sir please help me I'm los-" +Uncomfortable movement away from the lost child+

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18