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You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

PASS IT ON MY BABIES

Thanks to an accidental loop hole, any human that knows the exact date, time, and cause of their own death, physically cannot die, until that point in time. Stories of such people doing increasingly ridiculous and risky things, are growing every day. 

Aww.

….. Hm, well what do you know.

Underfell Comic Part 4: Home?

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So there's a scam/bot spam going around. Almost fooled me, but I got the same exact message on two seperate accounts.

I haven't put in the link into anything just in case. So yeah, be aware lads.

Alas, poor Papyrus

Papyr-that is quoted from Hamlet what the cranberry sausage pancake

Okay so still have a few exams to go but TOH have 2 more episodes to go for season 2 so

Here are my crack as heck, non-serious theories from the tumblr posts I’ve seen:

oh yea spoilers:

The “titan” the witches live on is not actually a titan. 

First, credit to the tumblr post that said the dead titan has 5 fingers while king has, like, not that much on his paws even though like I said I can’t find it atm but I will once I am free from stuff

Remember in edge of the world, the portal to the titan trappers were on the remains of “another beast entirely”? I’m guessing that’s from a titan.

Plus given king’s head shape, the other titan skulls, and the entire titan (?) skeleton in the titan-trapper’s place, I’d think the titan’s skull would be a bit more elongated, like with a snout or something.

So yea I’m gonna say it’s actually Wittebro’s remains enlarged after death. 

Remember the titan’s pose being weirdly similar to how wittebro-post-stabbing pose is like?

Remember how Belos keeps a giant heart in his castle alive? He would have an incentive to do it if “so we can both live to see through this” in a way. Or if Phillip managed to resurrect wittebro’s heart but did not have enough magic to bring back his brother because y’know, he’s dead and is a giant fricking corpse-which is what the day of unity is for.

“But he killed his brother- why would he want to bring him back?”

Idk but he sure did that a lot to Hunter. Maybe he saw it as a way to get a better version of his brother back or something. Like a reset of some sorts.

Oh yea also Hunter could be more like, the clone of his nephew rather than wittebro. Something something witch with wittebro was pregnant in one picture but then is not in another. Maybe instead of outright killing the baby he raised him to what he wants him to be and then one day he just sorta killed him. Then he’s like “no this is my bro’s kid i need to set him right” and pulled a bunch of grimwalker shit. Which makes everything really messed up but Belos already is, so.

“Okay but isn’t the collector trapped under the titan’s bones?”

The wording was “to me who’s trapped beneath these bones”, so...

I think how it could happen is if wittebro and the collector made a deal of some sorts, like “i’ll bring you to a fun place that has maaagic but you have to play with me forever afterwards!” and then wittebro just straight up died.

I mean like, there’s a picture in philip’s mind where wittebro was approaching a figure with an eager expression, and little phillip hiding behind something. The figure could be the collector.

But then we still can’t explain why “titan’s blood” is on the “titan”, and honestly a bunch of other things, so this is like, made for fun pls have a laugh and move on, have a great day!

Hey. I'm... I'm not so sure what I am. I'm kinda levitating for no reason and loud noises are coming out of my mouth and-

But y'all are awesome! Have a lovely day, everyone!

hey listen im gay as fuck but girls? yall are all gorgeous have a nice day

...I guess the only way i’ll be happy with seeing odalia and alador in this episode would be if they finally decided that they’re gonna take the abomination army back because it’s threatening their kids. 

Or if it turns out Odalia got memory wiped or something cos she’s one of the people in toh who drinks tea🤣🤣jkjk

The internet just changed: Net Neutrality is dead.

The FCC sided with Comcast and decided to let ISPs censor the internet. The Internet needs to stop this from happening: http://cms.fightforthefuture.org/tellfcc/

Last Wednesday, FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler announced a proposal for new rules that would allow for a “ fast lane” of Internet traffic for content providers who are willing (and able) to pay a fee. [1] The proposal reverses the FCC’s previous commitment to net neutrality and open internet and allows ISP’s like Comcast or Verizon to slow down and censor services that don’t pay the toll.

We have to be totally honest, this situation is seriously grim. But there is still hope. The FCC already knows that the Internet community wants net neutrality, but they think they can put their spin on these new rules and sneak them through. If we can prove them wrong right now with a massive public outcry, we can literally save the Internet once again.

We need to stop the FCC now. Big business groups are already ramping up lobbying efforts with the FCC in swarms since Wednesday’s announcement in support of censoring the open Internet and to ensure this dangerous proposal moves forward. [2]

This is a critical moment. In the last few weeks more than 65,000 people have taken action with us. Can you help us get to 80,000 by the end of the day today?

[1] Gautham Nagesh. “FCC to Propose New ‘Net Neutrality’ Rules”. http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304518704579519963416350296

[2] Edward Wyatt. Edward Wyatt. “Lobbying Efforts Intensify After F.C.C. Tries 3rd Time on Net Neutrality” http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/25/business/lobbying-efforts-intensify-after-fcc-tries-3rd-time-on-net-neutrality.html?hpw&rref=politics

  - Fight For The Future