She Could Smell Trouble…

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

in my flop era lol but i promised myself when i got back into fandom and fic that i would just focus on having fun !!

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I want Guillermo to hunt down and brutally murder Nandor. I want Guillermo to ignore him forever, he’s not even worth mentioning and for that to slowly drive Nador insane. BEGGING on his knees for even a glance in his direction. I want Nandor to realize how in love he is and how fucked he made the situation and to slowly dissolve with the guilt and pressure of trying to fix what he can’t. I want them to have gay sex on screen

goodnight boobs goodnight breasts goodnight tits goodnight chests

Love me like there’s no tomorrow

Merry Christmas yall

Incorrect OFMD, part 12

ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet