lucius: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
ed: i’m a knife 🔪
stede, from across the ship: he’s a little spoon
We must increase the bisexualism by at least 200%
i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]
all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point
Blackbonnet + Stede conveniently being at crotch level
Real mfers know a guy with a dad bod is way better than some dehydrated body builder