Bts Eating Grapes Is Family Friendly Right Anyway I Gained 4 Pounds Over This Fucking Binge Filled Extended

Anyone get that “my childhood was stolen and it’s not fair” kind of angry

[This is only about childhood abuse ty]

The silence in a room while taking a quiz: ----

My stomach: rawr

Reblog if you started worrying about the way you look before you were even 16.

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I did 9 hours of dancing last weekend (7 one day 2 the next) burnt a fuck load of aclorites and lost 3. 5lbs and I'm very happy

my friends coming round for a sleepover tomorrow so kinda scared I'm going to binge but I'm prepared so yeet

I want skinny

I'm going to take this month by the neck and get skinny

I have really been struggling lately so I'm going to kick start it with like tops 1000 calories then when I get that mastered ill go down to 900 for 2/3 days then keep going down until 500 and try keeping that up for as long as I can

Honestly, fUck Calories

Them: you wont like yourself better just cause your skinny. Skinny isn't magic!

Me: but ive never tried so...

normal people: wow i only ate 1500 cals today how impressive i feel thin!!!

me: OH NO I JUST HAD 800 CALS IM SO FAT UGH IM SUCH A PIG WAIT I GOTTA DO JUMPING JACKS 

buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly…it’s like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says “alright listen up boys, it’s time to remember your training. i want to see immense bruising by sundown. i want to see you near inedible by sunrise. remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten.” you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe’s employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on. these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you’re in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa’s decayed remains