He Called Abby Crazy For Dating A Guy Half Her Age (false She Was 42) Ahem And 55 Year Old Tommy How

so. buck and eddie facetime like, all the time. buck bakes and wraps his baked goods in cute little packages and puts them in a cute little basket and takes it to eddie. buck thinks eddie is watching porn and is like no, we are watching porn. together. in the middle of the day. in the kitchen. he sees eddie looking at houses, realises eddie is looking at houses in texas, decides to help. takes the tablet to the couch. his face falls when eddie turns away. there was a rainbow over them. they are always standing close. they’re partners. all of this happened on my screen. today. okay.

gnaws at the bars of my enclosure

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

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uh uh I missed the ball on the pjo regression I’m into magnus chase again😰

I'm sorry I questioned you but I just wanted to know why and when superman had boobs

Why does he have boobies

ur gonna have to be a little more specific about that

WHEN YOU MEET HIM WHTA DATE

SATURDAY !!!!

here’s a gif of taylor lautner back flipping down the stage