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π΄ββ οΈ white-beard Follow
Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it
π castedaway Follow
No wenches?
π΄ββ οΈ white-beard Follow
Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank
π castedaway Follow
AHOY???
π plundermebooty Follow
Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys
π΄ pegmeg
nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats β β
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π‘wagscallion Follow
everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"
π¨ matelotsaboteur
Really makes you think
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π crossdressing101 Follow
this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??
π crossdressing101 Follow
honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously
πΊ crossdressing101 Follow
mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,
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β΅ privatesteer Follow
wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'
π§ββοΈ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow
Υ‘aΥΌΥΌa ΚΙ¨ΦΘΆΙΥΌ ΘΆΦ ΦΙ¨ΚΙΥΌ ΦΦ ΥΌΙ’?
β΅ privatesteer Follow
no thanks
πΆ monstermaterdeactivated16520210
πΆ monstermaterdeactivated16520210
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π boat-enthusiast Follow
i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today
π¦ longjohngolder Follow
girl its not that deep β
π boat-enthusiast Follow
to YOU. i just get it
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πββοΈ dudeindistress Follow
honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held
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π¦ pollypockets Follow
SQUAWK
π¦ aviated Follow
CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK
π¦ pollypockets Follow
CA-CAW
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π plundermebooty Follow
the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.
π plundermebooty Follow
i think i hauve scurvy
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π swabmydick Follow
mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating
πΆ longjohngolderdeactivated16511205
wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this
π swabmydick Follow
i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???
π΄ pegmeg
op killed them
π swabmydick Follow
even better news mateys, they kissed β β β
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Noooo not my Big Gulp :(
imagine getting raptured and you have to leave ur drink behind that would suck
In a highly unusual move, the White House has requested for it to be able to conduct arms deals with Israel in complete secrecy, without oversight from Congress or the public β in a time when the U.S. is supporting a military that experts say has been committing war crimes in Gaza and beyond. The White House made the request within a $106 billion supplemental defense funding request sent on October 20. As reported by In These Times, the White House is asking for up to $3.5 billion in military funding for Israel to be able to purchase weapons and other equipment, from sources like the U.S. military or U.S. defense contractors, without the spending having to be approved by or even disclosed to Congress.[...]
The request comes as the Biden administration has sought to crush dissent on its support of Israel, even within its own ranks. A new report by HuffPost published Thursday found that Biden officials are sidelining work within the State Department on the atrocities that Israel is committing in Gaza, seeking to seemingly cover up the issue and disallow employees from speaking up against the genocide. Citing Paul and five workers within the agency, the outlet reports that State Department staff have been told by higher ups that they are not going to be able to move the needle on the executive branchβs approach to Israel, no matter their credentials or the horrific things they report coming out of Gaza.
2 Nov 23
I graduated high school in 99.
There was a student at our school named Wayne.
Wayne was gay. It was obvious. He was unable to stay in the closet even if he wanted to. To make matters worse, he was also Black. From a bullying standpoint, that was not a great combo. Both Black and white students made fun of him relentlessly. He was ostracized from the only community that may have given him protection. Only us theater kids stuck up for him, but not to significant effect.
Wayne was bullied so much that at one point he finally snapped and attacked his bullies with a lunch tray. I was actually seated in perfect line of sight and just sat there chewing my soggy fries in stunned silence. It didn't even seem real as I was witnessing it. The image of him wailing on his main bully as the food on his tray flew off is permanently logged into my long term memory.
The bully he attacked had blood all over his face and went straight to the nurse. Other than superficial cuts, he was not injured.
Before the attack, Wayne went to teachers for help. He went to guidance counselors for help. He went to the principals for help.
He did all of the things you were supposed to do. No one helped him. They wagged a finger at the bullies and warned them to stop.
Wayne's lunch tray melee was the only thing that worked. His bullies stayed far away from him. But a week later Wayne was expelled and the bullies were given no punishment.
So... no.
No one in my school talked about being trans.
Because the only way to survive being openly queer was to bash people with a lunch tray.
An arsonist has destroyed the goat statue in Lego City!
Present for my mum: a Lego Julbock for her wintery village.
This plot is thicker than frozen butter
>"person of interest" captured in Altoona PA
>POI was stopped at a McDonald's getting food
>carrying multiple fake IDs and a passport
>also carrying manifesto and potential murder weapon + silencer
>identified based on hostel mugshot that doesn't appear to be the same person in other photos
>fake ID matches the one used by POI at Hostel, where they already knew this person was
>picture of the shooter that they claim to have tracked back to the Starbucks has noticeably thinner and wider eyebrows than POI, as well as completely different clothing
>suspect was purportedly tracked from crime scene on cameras and disappeared at a bus station
>greyhound NYC to Altoona PA is less than a day, as is a Greyhound from NYC to Toronto
>shooter has been roaming free for five days
>NYPD, the most vain police department in the world, has been pursuing even the most fuckstupid leads they have (veterinary pistol lol) and spreading photos that are obviously not all the same person
>NYPD has a long history of fabricating evidence against arrested suspects and then dropping cases in court, having done this with a murder case as recently as this past January
>New York City is the financial capital of the nation and needs to appear safe for the capitalist class or it will surely hemorrhage funding
>Eric Adams, Mayor of New York, is currently embroiled in a humiliating corruption investigation and doesn't have much remaining face he can afford to lose
This needs to be in a goddamn exhibit
this is my artist rendition of puddles when she's been napping and i accidentally wake her up
This country is abysmal
Found the bard
A young apprentice recently overheard me practicing rapping, I was surprised to find he was impressed with my ablities and even suggested publishing it, following his advice: here is one of my more recent works
strokes beard wisely
Yuh,
big AW in the studio, be prepared young traveler...
*beat drop*
Yall little minds aren't prepared for my wizardry, casting all my spells bending minds and reality, your world is a lie, I made it, call that a trickery, your spells are decadent, don't have it in you anymore, my long game victory
there's no kingdom I couldn't conquer,, if I wanted to, foes in war too simple,, getting bored of you, battling puny mortals ain't as fun as it used to, I surpassed what you can comprehend, make me the god of you
*music cuts to choir sample*
*music returneth*
but everyone calls themselves a god these days, regular ass wizards, playing pretend, you think you figured it out, you just stopped aging man, godhood, immortality, is 'bout something else
the tales of my battles are spread far across the lands, killed a dragon over here, flattened a city over there,, my powers uncontrollable, my flow boggling minds again, was sealed away for aeons once, now sealing the potholes of the walk of fame- we're done
*audible explosion*
I donβt want it, please take it back
>Walk into the non-euclidean space that serves as an abstract representation of your psyche
>You have a humidifier in there
>Pour two litres of the concept of root beer in
>Leave