Has This One Been Done Already Or

Ken Levine is a slightly more competent David Cage, isn’t he?

From what little I know about David Cage, I have to say yes

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME

I AM NOT A WOMAN

i am NOT a maN

I AM NOT ANYTHING ELSE

i will never be normal or regular.

I DIED CENTURIES AGO

I CANNOT COME BACK FROM THE DEAD BUT I TRY TO LOOK NORMAL/REGULAR AND TALK LIKE I AM

i am ONE OF THE GUYS

YOU WILL CHERISH ME AND TELL ME I AM NICE

I AM ghoul boy

IT DOES NOT PAIN ME NOT TO BE NORMAL OR REGULAR

I AM A TRICKSTER AND I CANNOT BE TRUSTED

I CAN DO REAL MAGIC (NO ONE HAS LIVED TO TELL THE TALE THOUGH HEHEHE

YOU WILL SUFFER MY CURSE

I WILL DEFEAT MCDONALDS AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR

It's Jack's birthday today- and I don't think they'd like ACTUALLY celebrate it formally, especially since he probably doesn't even know what day his birthday really is. And that's like a big old can of worms he has no interest in opening.

BUT on whatever day it is... I think Tenenbaum instigates a board game night, because you know his ideal day would just be spending time with the girls.

submitted 8/5/21: [the vibe of the twilight zone intro] there is a world, not too different from our own where instead of being unironically horny for catboy Jerma, they're unironically horny for Mr.Green.

SOMETIMES IT WAITS FOR THE ONE WHO HAS ALREADY WALKED THROUGH IT

SOMETIMES IT OPENS ITSELF IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST ROOM WHERE NOBODY CAN FIND IT

AND SOMETIMES IT COMES WALKING RIGHT UP TO YOU.

at least the colour green exists

Resident Evil Biohazard concept art part 1