I Hear Often, “Mr. Sinclair, You Just Gotta Heart O’ Stone… Don’t You Wanna Share With Your Fellow

Karl really did his best!

Hello, Todd, looks like you’re awake. You have built yourself a reputation of disappointing your fans and frustrating your employees with an outdated engine. Let’s play a game; one I’m sure, you’re quite familiar with. Before you is the source code for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Almost all of the bugs expertly ironed out by what loyal fans you have left. There are five bugs left in the game, representing the five different, near-identical versions of the game. Each bug contains a number in the code that is part of the combination used to unlock the chains binding your wrists. For each time the game crashes, a bar in the ceiling above your head will slide away revealing a crate filled with unsold copies of Skyrim: Legendary Edition for the Xbox 360. Once there is no longer any supports, the crate will come crashing down, and Skyrim will be “released” upon its final platform: your broken body.

The Haunted Halls of Morris-Jumel Mansion ➛ Return To The Demonic Sallie House

"Oz, you know Bruce wayne? his father saved my life. i got shot in the chest. i couldn't go to no hospital, so we showed up on his doorstep. operated right on the dining room table..."

new defunctland video once again makes me appreciate the everyday amateur internet archivist. i love you people who make comprehensive lists of fonts used in popular media. i love you people who upload ten second videos of commercials from 2002. people who have episodes from shows i saw as a kid that i don’t even remember the names of anymore. people who record livestreams. people who record small concerts. little moments in history that’ll be important to somebody 20 years later. i love u

@lil-lil-pillow I have delivered: the updated alignment chart.