Panera Has Just Released A Line Of Swimsuits That Say Only SOUP In Huge Letters On Them And I Thought

he's in his element.

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I really want to emphasize the slightly ridiculous timeline of Bruce taking in children and how funny this has the potential to be re:Dick being the eldest, because I think it's really important that people understand that Bruce basically only has Dick around for like...11-12 years. Dick formally moves out when he's around 19 or 20, and roughly six months to a year later, Bruce picks Jason up. Dick and Jason never live in the same house at the same time, and three years later, Jason dies. So he gets 2 kids over a 15 (ish) year period, which doesn't sound too ridiculous, right?

Except then his adoption tendencies accelerate, because he picks up Tim and Cass within 2 years of each other (and Steph came as a package deal with both of them) and then finds out about Damian 2-3 years after that. Then we've got Duke, who (when you vaguely fit together timelines) enters stage left about 2-3 years after Damian.

So after a 15-year period with two kids, Bruce manages to pick up 4 1/2 others (counting Steph) within the 7-8 years afterwards. The sheer missed comedic potential of Dick being a grown-ass adult and then his dad decides to adopt a pack of kids within 5 years of him moving out is incredible. Dick went from being essentially an only child for his entire life to being eldest of 6, only one of which he's ever actually lived in the same house with, all because Bruce got Empty Nest Syndrome and went "well I raised one child to adulthood successfully. What's another 5 or 6 at the same time?"

Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible!

SOMETIMES IT WAITS FOR THE ONE WHO HAS ALREADY WALKED THROUGH IT

SOMETIMES IT OPENS ITSELF IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST ROOM WHERE NOBODY CAN FIND IT

AND SOMETIMES IT COMES WALKING RIGHT UP TO YOU.

Me: i have a reasonable attachment to this character and definitely don't project heavily onto him and adore him as a father figure because I'm desperate for validation-

Sinclair:

Me: .......so you're my dad now

Having a fadeout at the end of a song is always so funny. It’s like no we’re still playing this music we r just backing away from u specifically. Goodbye