Honestly Same Give Those Fuckers Some Flapping Rights

Also “I’m also the spawn of Satan and faster than sonic!!!!”

Fan fiction is always like “I’m sonics husband and I’m from  - ! Illinois"

I think the counters at popular chain coffee shops I won't name should be replaced with a fully covered area where customers can't see the employees faces or what they're doing. I'm talking once ler levels of obfuscation. The counter should look like this

secondly, the whole enclosed area should constantly emit various steams and smokes like a horrible machine, and employees should be encouraged to make as much conspicuous noise as possible. I want customers to walk up to what is basically a steel wall on a steel counter, nervously place their order in a microphone, hand over their method of payment through a small door, have it returned, then the cashier slams shut the door, they hear an absolute cacophany for a minute and their drink and receipt are unceremoniously slid out the very same little door in the wall

When you drink my blood, you will taste my innocence and purity. When I drink yours, I will taste your charisma and sensuality.

Inovation at its finest

I refuse to take down any Halloween decorations in my room after Halloween

Every season is spooky season

If anyone doesn’t understand the “sudden” uprising on hating the rich, I highly suggest you read Masque of the Red Death

I think the entire concept of it will be a pretty good explanation

I have been informed that lobsters don’t die from old age and just keep growing

So in conclusion lobsters are our overlords

I’ve been listening to too much rap and someone seriously needs to explain what shawty means fuckin right now because I’m confused

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