the flash’s downright refusal to sit in a seat like a normal person is so relatable, honestly
he’ll sit anywhere… including but not limited to trash cans and computers
Girls will be boys
Boys will be girls
Fascists will 💖 be shot💖
After Finding The One Piece
Zoro: *pretending to be a normal citizen in front of the Marines* We have to find my darling husband, I’m so worried about him. *trying not to laugh*
11yr Ron: *giggling quietly in Zoro’s shoulder then pretends to sob* Papa, oh papa!
Random Marine: Seriously? *confusion after Zoro describes an absolute madman as his husband* What do you see in him?
Zoro: He makes me laugh
Pirate King Luffy: *cackles in amusement and love*
This looks like fun *evil cackles*
Anyone interested👀 Big thank you to @venelona for creating the prompt board😌
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Au where the Justice League discovered Amity Park and actually believed some of what the Fentons were saying. The JL believed that the "beings" on the other side of the portal were animalistic in nature and incapable of higher thought and understanding. Only living out an obsession or a echo of a person long past.
Seeing as they morally couldn't just wipe out an entire race of semi-sentient beings they decided to instead relocate the ones who trespassed i to the living realm to areas better suited to fulfill thier obsessions without harming the people around them.
In the beginning Danny was skeptical, but as weeks passed and more and more of his Rouges Gallery disappeared and stayed happily in thier new homes (he checked) he became more comfortable with the idea.
He knew he would have to be more careful as Phantom, but he always made sure to book it when he felt the JL getting near to his territory. He loved being able to live his life and actually do his school work, he nearly cried when he saw the strait A's on his newest report card.
The problem occurs when Phantom had just caught some blob ghosts his parents had been chasing when he felt the sting of a tranquilizer dart hitting him in the back. Then everything went dark.
When he woke up he was greeted with the the sight of glowing bars. One of his parents cages, great. He was also tied up with the Fenton fishing line, extra great. And there was a blond woman with a clipboard-Black Canary- asking him all sorts of questions that ghosts find invasive. Questions like, "What is your Obsession? Where do you live? What is your lair like? Do you have one? What is your real name?" Phantom nearly scoffed at that. There's plenty of reasons ghosts don't share theyre real names, one being that it gives a person power over that ghost.
The lady kept going on, taking pauses between each question, hoping that the child she had caged would answer her.
Phantom just stayed uncharacteristically quiet, not wanting anything he said to be used against him incase this session was recorded.
They tried to relocate him after a week despite his continued lack of cooperation. It doesn't matter what or where they try, Phantom always escapes back to Amity and the Justice League can't figure out how or why.
attacks @wanologic with a knife
Draco: *talking about quidditch* You’ll lose, so you might as well be waving a white-
Ron: *raised by King Of Hell Zoro, King Pirate Luffy and The Straw Hat “Monster Crew” Ship in the New World* The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick if front of your weeping mother!
Draco:
Gryffindor Quidditch Team: Good lord
I haven’t even seen the movie I’m just manifesting
The Agency know Atsushi's settled in when they find him sat ontop of the fridge eating chazuke in the dark with his eyes glowing at 4am.
How does one link? Asking for a fiend. Ao3 @JonoDragonPrimeCan I do an ask blog? Hmmm...
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