Ron Weasley head cannons while in Hogwarts
Befriended one Hufflepuff in second year and was adopted by the older ones
Was playing chess alone in the library and a Ravenclaw student joined
It was such hard loss people started studying his moves to try and get a chance at winning
They can't even be mad! He's so happy someone's playing with him goddamnit!
Has played against Slytherins as well, chess is a silent truce
He is great at fixing up things and gives good advice for budgeting
Likes shiny things
Refuses to go to madam pomfrey when he gets sick
Fred and george once dragged him to her when he nearly fell off the stairs because of a fever
He broke out instantly
A charm went wrong and he had Harry's eyes for a few days once
Snape nearly died because he thought lily came back to haunt him
Used to complimenting people (Ginny calmed down easier when you play up her positivity and Molly absolutely was a weak woman to small Ron calling her pretty)
Tells a guy his eyes remind him of a certain constellation, said guy never recovered
It was said way to honestly and out of nowhere for no reason
Aroace Ron Weasley with platonic life partners Harry and hermione
Has a nasty kick
Physical touch is one of his love languages so he often just nudges people, has headbutted people softly
Let's people draw on his skin, often his arms are full of doodles or full blown artworks
Still has anger issues but eventually learns about it and tries to learn ways to get it under control
Ginny used to want to play dress up a lot so he is very comfortable in being seen as 'girly'
Let's his friend practice make up on him
Ron with eyeliner was someone's sexual awakening
Switched uniform with a girl once because she wanted to try the boys uniform
Draco tried to make fun of him for that - Stammered a bit too hard to be taken serious
Blaise Zabini asked him out once but Ron did not in fact understand what he wanted
Will just pick people up for whatever reason
Is great at transfiguration, McGonagall found out in third year and has been trying to get him to be the transfiguration professor since then
Really good at baking
Knows so much gossip
Really used to the twins to the point he can interrupt them and finish their thought before they get to do their back and forth
Understands any rambles, he knows so many people who go on rants all the time
Has the mom-resistance to heat when cooking
One hit K.O.ed a guy who cheated on his friend
In the middle of the great hall
The guy dropped between the twins and they shared a look of "oh god that could have been us"
Learns if he's flexible enough he can kick someone in the face, considering his height as well? Dangerous
The first time he does it, another sexual awakening was had
@dazatsuweek 2024 day 2 - Band AU
Fake BSD game card because these two need more duo cards 🙏✨
My neighbors cat risking it all for some scritches
(Source)
Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!
Girls will be boys
Boys will be girls
Fascists will đź’– be shotđź’–
Percy: Aye, important question for our friendship. When you go to the movie theater, do you ask for extra butter?…or regular butter?
Echo: Eh?
Percy: …Or no butter?
Luke: I put skittles- not skittles…m&m with the popcorns
Percy: Alright, I’m gonna remove Luke from the chat…
Luke: Hold on please-
*Luke is throw into the lake*
Echo/Nico: *laughter*
Echo: You didn’t give the man a chance to explain himself!
Percy: Hahaha
Nico: *snorts* For real hahaha
Huh…. Where did he learn those from
when people complain about slowburns
What if when Tim went off to look for Batman when he was lost in time he bumped into Phantom.
They made a Deal
Phantom knowing CW helped him find Bruce and how to get him back safely, Phantom in return for reasons (hurt badly & recovering, or evolving in power) needed someone very ecto-contaminated (Ra's fault) like Tim, to be contained in.
From a magic user point of view, knowing very little of the GZ and how they work, Tim made a very powerful Deal with a powerful death being (High Ghost King Phantom: Hello!) and is now somehow pregnant (not really but they don't know that)
Danny while inside Tim inside his core can still hear the world outside normally and can share his emotions with Tim to communicate. Which looks a lot like Tim is speaking to his belly just like expecting parents do.
This could be angst or crack
or
my personal favourite, different genres for different pov's
Tim's would be happy, just regular getting his life back together being a total BAMF, coming of age type of vibe
The rest of the Batfam and other heroes pov would be angst, paranormal, psychological horror.
Misunderstandings galore
Dick regretting heavily his decisions which caused Tim to run away because he did not believe him and he has many Regrets.
Bruce feeling guilty that Tim felt the need to make such a decision as to make a Deal and end up pregnant just to bring him back.
Meanwhile the magic users have told the other heroes about Tim's situation and now think that he's going to give birth to the child of a very powerful death being and if something happens to Tim to risk the baby it would cause all of their worlds destruction.
so pretty much-
Tim-Girl Boss, Gatekeep, Gaslight
Batfam- Much Angst
Others- *panicked chicken noises*
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Just an Idea
Fic idea
Atsushi dying and getting transmigrated into one of the irl authors' books and having to go through a bunch of them(books) to try and get back to his world
How does one link? Asking for a fiend. Ao3 @JonoDragonPrimeCan I do an ask blog? Hmmm...
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