!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY TO YOUUUUUUUU!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂🎂

*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

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Said, on the headcannons and psychological horror website.

i love you like i love gogurt. not romantically but i’m so very happy to see you when i do

There is nothing more revolting in life than seeing another person slurp on a gogurt. The sound, the unavoidable look of famished desperation as you seek the last stray morsel from within the sapped plastic tube. Like a baby calf, pleading incessantly for its mother’s teat. Mooahh moahhh. Go on. Cry in your weakness.

hello everyone and welcome back to 'body mods' anonymous. some of you look different today and i can't say i'm too happy about it.

character A, battered, bruised, and bloody, going "you should see the other guy" with a proud look on their face

character B, completely unharmed but visibly shaken and traumatized

honestly fucked up they make fluorescent lights. YOU HAVE SNAPPED OFF AN ANGEL’s WINGS!

WHY!? There is no god there, only a mute and deaf angel which will not answer your cries!! You can die below it and it won’t even bat an eye!

Coloured light is…. Fine… but still not angelic enough. The angels are choking on their own light and whatever they have for a voice and are at your mercy.

Getting closer. There are angels here. They’re heard and seen and they love you. They invite us. Me and them are such good friends.

YES YES YES!!!! ANGELS MY BELOVED OH HOW I ADORE YOU! Please lead me, and below your guidance I’ll see the world. I trust and love you. Let’s dance in the streets.

Look at how much work this lovely angel is doing. What a sweetheart.

i love you like i love gogurt. not romantically but i’m so very happy to see you when i do

There is nothing more revolting in life than seeing another person slurp on a gogurt. The sound, the unavoidable look of famished desperation as you seek the last stray morsel from within the sapped plastic tube. Like a baby calf, pleading incessantly for its mother’s teat. Mooahh moahhh. Go on. Cry in your weakness.

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

i think something possessed me when i did the perspective because goddamn