My Kitten Is Crazy. The Little Menace Just Attacked Me Because I Didn't Give Him A Cheez It

The Tempest

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."

Act 1

Congrats daughter, you're finally old enough to hear the family drama. I need to go enact my revenge now; but here's a boyfriend I'll pretend to disapprove of as a consolation gift.

Act 2

Your friendly neighborhood island spirit does a lot of putting people to sleep, then waking them up again, but this time, to stop a murder. Caliban tastes liquor for the first time and is convinced butler buddy is God.

Act 3

Not knowing her father's watching, Miranda and Ferdinand promise to marry each other. Ariel conjures a banquet to lure the old royals and confront them, then makes it vanish before they can eat.

Act 4

“We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and or little lives are rounded with a sleep.”

Prospero: Jk, Jk, daughter. I do, in fact, approve of boyfriend.

Act 5

Everyone reunites, all is forgiven, and Ariel and Caliban are freed. Prospero quits magic and travels with everyone for Miranda and Ferdinand's upcoming wedding; in addition to him becoming Duke again.

The Witch Museum, Salem MA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My audition today went really well, and the director said I was "fantastic" and " you'll be hearing from us soon." So, idk, good things can happen in this messy year and I hope everyone else has something good happen to them soon too. Gotta spread them good vibes, wouldn't be fair to keep them all to myself.

This is so me core, except my first reaction to everything is to cry like a little piss baby. So it didn't really work out ig

Ottessa Moshfegh, from "Eileen: A Novel," originally published in 2015

Me when acne

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

“Mother of Pearl.” Planthopper Phenax variegata. (x).

Am I just an idea

A sweet little thought?

Why couldn't I be your promise?

Why can your love only be bought?

Bought with my achievements

Bought with fake smiles and laughter

Why can't it be enough?

Why is your attention still all I'm after?

I hate the snow

I need it to stop being cold and snowy so that I can loiter in parks, shops, and sidewalks, walk the half hour to the library and read about nothing, and dramatically watch the sunset and think about how much I hate myself