Cute fish blushing at your touch and another happy to see you uwu
Not me and my inability to stop smiling while reading this đ§ââď¸
Summary: Every problem needs a solution. Bucky just isn't the biggest fan of yours.
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Word Count: 1k
Tags: Fluff in the highest degree, old married couple, Swearing (It's Bucky, duh)
A/N: I just needed to give you guys something, it's been too long since i've written on here and you guys are the best :) I've barely checked this over so I apologize for any typos.
*****
âCan you stop moving, please?âÂ
Bucky Barnes half asleep is not someone you want to mess with. The first time you shuffled he had hardly made a sound, the second you were met with a low grumble (a warning you knew well) and the third strike, he was thirty seconds from kicking you out of the bed.Â
When Bucky had finally learnt to sleep in a bed again, mostly thanks to you, he steadily became a big fan of his beauty sleep and god help anyone who ended up disturbing him. He had a lot to catch up on. Once, you had violently shaken him awake because his phone was ringing and when he heard Sam on the other line, you were deemed a âsleep thiefâ for a week and a half after. Bucky Barnes was a bitch when it came to his sleep.Â
You usually wouldn't have any complaints about being in his vice grip but it was January and the nights were still cold and having a boyfriend with a metal arm meant that you were held to him with an ice cold grip around your waist. When the Summer came, it was a life saver, your own personal refrigerator but you still had a good few months to go before you were hanging off his arm everyday.Â
âSorry.â You mumbled and tried to convince yourself you were comfortable without another word.
Nope, canât do it. You shift again.Â
âYouâre kidding- what is it?â He pulls away from you and sits up on his elbow, glaring, he dares you. âGo on.â
With the most innocent doe eyes you could muster you slip your bottom lip between your teeth and debate the argument you could spark when your gaze slips to his vibranium arm in the semi darkness.
He doesnât miss a thing, youâve come to realize.
âI swear if you say-â
â-Itâs cold! Iâm cold! Itâs just too much cold!â You burst, arms flailing in desperation.Â
âItâs my arm! You said you wanted to sleep on my left, this is my left arm, nothing I can do. Okay?â
âThere has to be something.â You search the room for solutions, briefly lingering on the sock drawer.Â
âOh yeah, sorry, let me just take it off.â Bucky grunts, dripping with sarcasm.Â
â...If you could?â
âSeriously, fuck you.âÂ
Bucky falls back into his beloved pillow, eyes shut and wishing he has chosen a partner that let him sleep peacefully, then again, why would he want that when you exist?
âLook, either come to the other side or deal with it.âÂ
Silence finally reaches your bedroom and Bucky is deeply in dreamland while you lie awake, scheming away.Â
In the early hours, you slip out of bed without a sound and make a beeline for the sock drawer, knowing you had some old pairs of slipper socks stuffed at the back. Scissors in hand, you snipped off the toes and smiled at the D.I.Y leg warmers. Oh, he was gonna be mad.Â
With nearly medical precision, you held out the slumbering Buckyâs arm in front of you and one by one, slid the fluffy socks up the freezing metal until it was sufficiently covered. Thanking the universe, he was a pretty heavy sleeper, you shuffled back under the covers and happily wrapped the soft arm back around your waist.Â
You slept like a lamb after that.
*****
When the morning came, you woke up before him like usual and briefly left him to his own devices as you made coffee, two mugs sitting on the counter beside each other.Â
Through the wall, you faintly hear the rising of the soldier before heavy footsteps quickly storm in your direction.
âThe fuck is this?â
You look up to see him in the doorway, and find yourself the subject of a stare that would send millions running. Not you. The multicolored socks lined up his arm kind of softened his hoped effect and you had to stifle your laughter.Â
âA solution?â You shrug.
âNo.â He points at you with his flesh arm accusingly âNu-uh. This? This is not how we solve things.â
âIs it not? Iâm really digging the rainbow on you.â The giggle you had tried to push down had spilled over.
âYouâre a fucking menace.âÂ
The giggle now a full bodied laugh that had you clutching at your chest as you were overcome with the image of your big, scary, âworldâs most deadly assassinâ boyfriend glaring daggers at you while donning the most fluffy and most colorful socks up his arm.
Bucky was fighting a grin with all his might, your laughter was like an ugly disease, incredibly contagious, hard to avoid, and annoying.
Something soft hits you in the face and you halt your hysterics as you peer at the slipper sock now at your feet. Lifting your gaze, Bucky is smiling smugly, and working a second sock off his arm.Â
âBucky!â You yelp and duck under the counter as the rainbow sock flies in slow motion over your head.Â
You probably shouldnât poke the bear but-
âYâknow, for the best shot the United States army had ever seen you sure do miss a lot.â You taunt from your hiding spot.
When there's no response, you make a break for the couch and get shot squarely in the forehead.
âSay that again.â He dares with narrowed eyes.
âOkay, truce. Truce!â You raise your hands in surrender.Â
âSay sorry for last night.â The pink ball of fluff in his hands, a deadly fate, and youâre consigned to concede
âI apologize for last night.â You sigh, approaching him with caution âNow, itâs been ten whole minutes and you still havenât subjected me to your obscene morning breath.â
He beckons you with his head and you happily plod over, throwing your arms around his neck. The kiss is sweet, and full of promised mornings to come.
Itâs welcomed by you. Until you feel the coldest thing known to man, his left arm, writhing under your shirt and sending immediate shivers down your back.Â
âBucky!â You screech and his strong laughter descends on your morning with malice.
Desperately wiggling out of his hold, you escape to the bedroom and yell from your stronghold:
âThat was an act of war James Buchanan Barnes!â
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