Eatcopperwire - Eatcopperwire From The Hit Show Fortnite

I buy my pro nouns there

you are so damn annoying i dont care if its parody like actually just get off the internet and go work at walmart or somethjng

You mean Woke Mart?

Is it true that you're the real Niko?

Yeag,.,

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

My friend got sucked into a woke left pipeline and now refuses to go ding dong ditching

Can we fucking kill Benjamin Johnson please? As a treat

I frequently fluctuate between all of these :3

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D