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So me and my friends made a highschool au for the dsmp (with the epic smp featured) and uh - I d e a s

-Tommy and Tubbo just bring animals to school, like Tommy had a fucking pigieon in his sleeve once

-Schlatt and Quackity put pepper spray in the vents once and technically committed chemical warfare

-Techno is the one kid who reads at lunch, ranboo sometimes sits with him but only when he isnt having a breakdown in the counselors office

-Charlie just eats whole vegetables during class

-Sapnap has brought a toaster to lunch and just started making toast

-irl fruit ninja

-Dream, George, Karl, Tubbo, and Quackity all brought their cats to school once

-School wide kahoot…

-That one time Schlatt and Charlie just broke off a washroom door and walked outside with it

-Wilbur climbed onto the rafters of the bus once

-Charlie ate two ladybugs and said they tasted salty

-Sapnap just picks Quackity up bridal style and carries him around

-Same with Karl

-Wilbur also ate pepper and a mint at the same time and started crying

-Jack and Niki have chased Tommy around at lunch but stopped when he jumped across five tables

-Tubbo was playing the spongebob chase theme on his ukulele as this was happening

-Fundy broke his leg on the high jump

-And Eret sprained his wrist on the long jump

-Skeppy rolled himself in bubble wrap and when he was told he couldn't stay like it he just yelled “long live the king” and rolled down the hallway

-Dream made a ball out of a fruit roll up and named it snake, everyone worships snake and when he yells snake and throws it somewhere if you catch it you are considered “the chosen one” and you get to throw snake

-Karl drank five monsters in under a minute and had to be sent to the er

-Sam shot down a wasp with a rubber band once

-Ranboo kicked the ceiling by accident in drama

-Drista found a broken shark kite and everyone in the freshman and sophomore year spent lunch panicking and trying to fix it

-Tubbo has his ukulele everywhere and just plays it at the most random times

-Same with wilbur and charlie except wilbur has a guitar and charlie has a kazoo

-At epic high Cooper and travis put weed in the vents and almost everyone got high and had to go to the manberg high so Charlie and Schlatt were just dragging around ted who was fucking baked

-Karl pulled a typewriter out of his backpack and just started writing on it after he got banned from using the computers, techno walked past him typing out the bee movie script as quackity was sitting beside him reading barbie fanfiction out loud

-Puffy beat up dream because he took ranboos memory book

-ted will just walk into schlatt and charlies class and throw something at them and then sprint out of the school

-Wilbur made a mock bomb and practically begged phil to suspend him

-When the schoolboard wouldn’t let the teachers teach sex ed velvet just stood on the tables at lunch and started yelling out different sex positions and somehow didn’t get suspended

-Sam carries around copious amounts of pepper spray and is yet to get suspended for spraying jack niki and dream with it almost daily

-Karl accidently played cmaj on the ukulele and fundy almost broke his next with how fast he looked over

-The lunch club just adopted tubbo because schlatt and charlie let him hang out with them

-the school trip that ended with multiple people getting frostbite, Wilbur accidentally getting a stick shoved in his eye, Karl falling down a tall ass hill, Quackity almost getting hypothermia, and all the freshmen getting off lucky

-some drunken hobo (schlatt) made everyone go on lockdown because he needed like thirty bandaids

-a pipe burst and blue liquid started filling up the classrooms and everyone ended up standing on their desks

-techno brought his sword to school once

-Dream spilt Techno’s tangerines when they were 12 and techno still hold the grudge and seeks revenge

-Tommy, Tubbo, Drista, Ranboo, and Purpled just hang out every week at the skate park because Tommy Drista and Ranboo skate and tubbo has heelies fuck you

-Karl, Niki, Sapnap, Minx, and Charlie (schlatt came because he was supposed to hang out with charlie and minx) all have younger siblings in the elementary school so they end up getting dragged to literacy night but just end up fucking around on the hill

-Charlie somehow climbs through the vents at school and one time eret was in a classroom cleaning and charlie scared the living shit out of him

-He also tried to scare tubbo with it but he just looked up and went “god?”

-Tommy got pissed at wilbur one time and just bit his arm and wouldnt let go, wilbur had to drag him to the nurse still attached to his arm

-Niki came into school with an army of roombas, no one knows how she got them

-one time the school heaters weren't working so mr tdm set several fires in the chemistry lab

-Quackity, Sapnap, and George have three god damn bins full of the dining room spoons

-That time ranboo and tommy got stuck in the elevator to the dorms

-Fundy thought Wilbur and Sally’s fight was them rap battling so he walked into the living room in the dorms beatboxing

-Ted lock picks the doors to the dorms and just steals food, Ranboo walked into the kitchen one time at three am and just saw this 6'4 behemoth of a man ransacking the fridge

The Full Potential Challenge

Ever wonder what your life would be like if you lived up to your full potential? Would your body be healthier? Your skin clearer? Bank account bigger? I think about these things all the time, and, judging my a previous post, you guys do to. Below is a chart designed to help all of us live up to our full potential. I’ve broken it down into time frames to help keep you from getting overwhelmed. Write the chart down and hang it someplace where you can see it all the time. I will be starting this challenge tomorrow, 9/8. I’ll check in with you guys every Sunday to track my progress. I have specific goals in mind for myself, and you guys should make some too! I really want to know how you guys are doing. Tag your progress posts with #sbfpc so I can track it and take a look. Let’s get to it!

EVERY MORNING

Stretch. First thing. Really give your body enough time to wake up. Touch your toes. Roll out your shoulders. Do not hit snooze!

Do your full skincare routine. I have mine detailed here, but do whatever works for you and your complexion. Be gentle and consistent. 

Brush your teeth and floss. I used to be a big floss-skipper too, but you’d be amazed at how dig of a difference it makes. Rinse with a whitening mouthwash. I use one by Crest, and I notice a major difference in my teeth’s overall whiteness in just a few days.

Give yourself enough time to get ready. Whether you’re a wash-and-go kind of girl, or someone who spends an hour doing a full contouring routine before class (and either one is fine!), make sure you aren’t rushing. If you need to wake up a few minutes earlier than normal, so be it. Rushing sets an awful, stressed-out tone for the rest of the day. Allow yourself to be relaxed before taking on the day.

Eat something. I’m not going to say eat a big breakfast, because some people (myself included) just can’t eat in the morning. But you should eat, or at least bring a little something with you to work or school. If you can’t eat a full breakfast, grab a fruit! You won’t be as hungry come lunch time, making you less likely to gorge yourself.

Shower. You can do this at night, in the morning, whatever. Again, this is something you should allow some time for. I don’t wash my hair every day, but I do condition it every day (from the ears down). Scrub yourself with a delicious-smelling body wash. If you shave, make yourself as smooth as a dolphin, dude. If you don’t, then don’t and don’t ever ever ever let anyone make you feel bad or weird about it. When you get out of the shower, wrap yourself in a fluffy towel and totally slather your sexy self with lotion. Top to bottom. Do it as soon as you can post-shower so it can really sink in. 

Put leave-in condition throughout your damp hair and comb it through.

Put on an outfit that makes you feel good! So important!

Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!

Take a look at your daily to-do list. Knock out the most pressing stuff first. Take pride when you cross things off your list.

Make your bed! Oh my god, make your bed. Do it. Do it. Do it. 

EVERY AFTERNOON 

Follow the “touch it once” approach. This is a truly life-changing thing. When a task is in front of you, no matter how big or small, just do it right then and there. How many times have you gotten a work email or homework assignment and thought, “Eh, I’ll do it later”? And then later never comes? Once something pops up, do it once. Squash it and be done. Cross things off your list and feel like a badass.

Try to go for a walk at lunch. Even one little lap around the block or campus will reenergize you like nobody’s business. 

Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!

Be present. This is so hard for me too, but you have to make a major effort to be present in whatever you’re doing. Be engaged and plugged-in and just exist in the moment. Give 100 percent.

Be friendly to friends and strangers. A smile goes a long way.

Eat something. Eat what you packed for lunch (see below) and take a break from working while you do it. You need “you time”!

EVERY EVENING

Take your makeup off as soon as you’re in for the night. Wash your face with your full routine and let your skin have a break. 

Workout. You can also do this in the morning. Whatever works for you. Make a great playlist and go hard af. Get your cardio in. Get your strength training in. Earn every freaking sweat bead forming on your forehead. Earn your shower!

Knock out your homework. Life is infinitely better you don’t have anything hanging over your head. Half the time, the energy and emotion you spent dreading/putting off your work is ten times worse than the work itself.

Make a list of what needs to be done tomorrow. It’ll set you up for success the next day, and you won’t forget anything!

Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!

Lay out your clothes for tomorrow. This will save you SO MUCH TIME in the morning omg I can’t even tell you how important this is.

Eat something great. And once you’ve decided to be done eating for the night, be done. Brush your teeth so you can’t eat again.

After brushing, do a whitening treatment. Whether it’s classic baking soda, a Crest white strip, or a laser. Do something. And floss! Retainers in too, ladies 0:)

Relax! Take a few hours to do what YOU want to do. Scroll through Tumblr, binge on some Netflix, FaceTime gossip with your friends, anything. Do whatever makes you happiest. 

Shut the electronics off an hour before you want to go to bed. Put your phone on sleep mode. If you stare at the screen, it will keep you awake and alert and you won’t be able to fall asleep. A good night’s sleep is crucial for weightless and general happiness lol

Do a quick sweep of your room and see if there’s anything you can put away real quick. A clean space is a happy space.

Crawl into your bed (aren’t you happy you took the time to make it?!) and read a book by lamplight for a while. When you start to feel sleepy, go to sleep. Don’t push it. You kicked ass today and you deserve rest. 

EVERY WEEKEND

Do something with your friends. It just has to be one thing. Even if you’re just hanging out at the coffee shop, spending time with your squad will make you a better, happier person.

Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!

Do something just for you. Set your laptop up in the bathroom and watch a Netflix marathon while you take a bubble bath. Buy an old school bottle of Mr. Bubbles ($3 at Target!) and really just soak. Relax. Light a candle.

Do something creative. You can read a book, write, blog, draw, code, anything. It just has to be something that speaks to your passion.

Track your progress. Just do this once a week so it doesn’t become all-consuming. And remember that non-scale victories are just as important as shedding pounds.

Take the time to be grateful. Tell your friend how much you admire her taste in music. Mention to your mom how much you love her cooking and how happy you are that she takes care of you. Thank your teaching after an especially interesting lecture. When you do something awesome, take a moment to admire yourself. Be grateful for even the little things.

Anything I missed? Reblog + add yours! Don’t forget to tag your progress!

okay so maybe i was ambitious 🎃🎃🎃 (original au by @alittlesliceofcucumber!! go check out their HCs for spooky!lads content) 

Since the original post was probably fake

Everyone who reblogs will receive a pokemon based off of their blog in their asks!

brown eyes

soft asks to get to know people

what song makes you feel better?

what’s your feel-good movie?

what’s your favorite candle scent?

what flower would you like to be given?

who do you feel most you around?

say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).

what color brings you peace?

tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good. 

what calms you down?

what’s something you’re excited for?

what’s your ideal date?

how are you?

what’s your comfort food?

favorite feel-good show?

for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word.

compliment the person who sent you this number.

fairy lights or LED lights?

do you still love stuffed animals?

most important thing in your life?

what do you want most in the world right now?

if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

what would you say to your future self?

favorite piece of clothing?

what’s something you do to de-stress?

what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

what movie would you want to live in?

which character would you want to be?

hugs or hand-holding?

morning, afternoon or night?

what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

is no one going to talk about the worldbuilding potential the scuffed origins mod server map has or do i have to.

the floating island? the dumb circle-ravine encompassing the spawn area? the chunk errors where different biomes eat into each other? wilbur calling the dark oak forest nearby “the enchanted forest”? the fact that avians were implied to evolve FROM another species? the giant fuckoff void pit glitch Phil found in the mines?

it’s SO COOL??? WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?????

i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

❤️💛💙

( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)