Every Time I See Those Posts Like ‘what Food From A Show Did YOU Always Wanna Try’ I Go Lol None?

Ladies is it gay to hold hands and sing in such perfect harmony as to mix the divine powers of two disparate gods into something new and unprecedented

Imagine being so good at therapy that you literally teach a magic psychopath demon sword the power of friendship (inanimate object btw)

Inversely, imagine also being so good at therapy that you therapize your suicidal client so hard that he finally gets the balls to actually kill himself so that he can escape the voices (Magical mass murderer btw)

your main therapy tools are a magic flute & crawfish boil (btw)

Its so funny that Autonomy sees Retribution be born and immediately goes "yeah I can take a swing at Scaadrial real quick"

i know i’m a true kaladin sicko because on my first read of radiance, i was worried he WOULDN’T ask for a boon

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

Never noticed how often the word Retribution is used in stormlight, all the way back to WoK.

Makes me wonder about the use of Discord in another series…

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*gets a call from my brother who's just started listening to Words of Radiance*

"Hey man What's up-"

"why the FUCK is Pattern such a little freak?"

Master Thaidakar is very disappointed in your results, Iyatil.

(All credit to u/pokedragonboy on reddit for making this!)