I Am Not Taking This Seriously

I Am Not Taking This Seriously

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Sometimes You Need To Outline A Whole Ass Fantasy Novel In A Single Day Instead Of Dealing With Your

Sometimes you need to outline a whole ass fantasy novel in a single day instead of dealing with your feelings

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4 months ago
Excerpt from the book "Right Ho, Jeeves!":
“But you aren’t a male newt.”

“I wish I were. Do you know how a male newt proposes, Bertie? He just stands in front of the female newt vibrating his tail and bending his body in a semi-circle. I could do that on my head. No, you wouldn’t find me grousing if I were a male newt.”

“But if you were a male newt, Madeline Bassett wouldn’t look at you. Not with the eye of love, I mean.”

“She would, if she were a female newt.”

“But she isn’t a female newt.”

“No, but suppose she was.”

“Well, if she was, you wouldn’t be in love with her.”

“Yes, I would, if I were a male newt.”

A slight throbbing about the temples told me that this discussion had reached saturation point.

I'm begging all of you to read the Jeeves books

4 months ago

Do you have the Libby library app?

Libby, the Library App - Apps on Google Play
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Meet Libby. Discover and enjoy ebooks and audiobooks from your local library.

If not, download it to your phone, and under "Add library card" select the button to search for a library and start typing in "queer"...

Login — Queer Liberation Library
Queer Liberation Library

Sign up with an email, no actual address required, and you are good to go 🏳️‍🌈

Do You Have The Libby Library App?
4 months ago

If you are a British/UK citizen, there is currently a petition running (with only 125 signatures) that ends in June 2025. The petition calls for the government to make it so that you do not need a diagnosis of gender dysphoria to change your gender.

If you are a British/UK citizen, and would like to sign:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/701159

If you're not a British/ UK citizen it'd be much appreciated if you could share this post !! :)

3 months ago

Diesel thinks the only reaS;AJSSDR

2 months ago

Hello! I’m a horror & dark whimsy writer/content creator, and I was just published for the first time a couple months ago with my environmental horror short story “HAUSTORIUM.” It’d mean a lot if folks checked it out! Keep an eye on this space, more to come 👀👻🌲

Haustorium | 𝔇𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔲𝔯 ☙ 𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔯𝔢 𝔏𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢
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A dying lumberman joins a logging crew for one final job, only to face a supernatural nightmare when an ancient tree resists its felling.
4 months ago

It’s uncanny how similar Trump is acting like Hitler. People are now doing the Nazi salute. They’re drawing the symbol. The KKK was seen in Kentucky asking people to join them. ICE has been ripping families apart. Companies have pulled back Diversity Initiatives. We’re no longer part of WHO and there won’t be any communication from the CDC at least until February 1st. We’re being censored and the news can’t be trusted. Thousands of Americans didn’t know there were protests against Trump yesterday outside the U.S. Quotes from The Handmaid’s Tale and Anne Frank have been compared to what’s going on right now.

According to The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Studies and Prevention the U.S. has officially been given a red flag alert for Genocide.

I’m exhausted but I will never stop being angry.

4 months ago
a screenshot of a headline from the Bookseller which reads "Julia Donaldson supplants JK Rowling to become the UK’s all-time top author by volume"

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

4 months ago

seeing a cover i drew at the library is so wild lmao

Seeing A Cover I Drew At The Library Is So Wild Lmao

WAIT 3 PEOPLE IN LINE??? Feeling a lot of pressure ;0_0 sorry to the people in the queue behind me. im reading so slowly rn

4 months ago

I'm re-reading this story I wrote back in 2022 and... foone, do you think you get your "one phone call" even if you're in a medieval fantasyworld jail? because I don't think that's how it works

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