A Goblin And An Elf Have Decided To Defy Tradition And Get Married. Their Ceremony Will Be Held In The

I think about this drawing every single time I'm doing something badly. Whatever I am doing, at least I'm not destroying things.

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

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Me, writing alone: mwahaha. This is the best plot and greatest prose ever concocted. I’m a genius.

Me as soon as somebody else looks at my writing: please forgive me for assaulting your eyes with this drivel 😭

Do you know if Sherlock was ever actually used as a name? Or did Arthur Conan Doyle make it up?

Yes! It was an actual name of Middle English origin, sometimes a nickname for a blond person. Shir meaning bright or fair (possibly related to the root word for shine? idk) and lock meaning hair. It was more commonly a surname before the Sherlock Holmes books came out but it was occasionally a first name. An adjacent name is Whitlock, meaning white haired (or blond) which is a pretty common surname too.

Me: *writes an amazing chapter*

Me: Ah yes. That is amazing. Can't wait to begin the next one. So many possibilities!

Me: *turns off my laptop and goes into a month-long depression*

I think we should take gothic horror away from people until they earn it back

i know i've said this before but i'm going to say it again because the more i work with geriatric women the stronger i feel about the fact that the only anti-aging that women in their 20s/30s should be obsessed with is building strong bones and muscle mass. that's like the most important thing you can you can do right now to lay a good foundation for healthy aging. you can botox the shit out of your face but that's not going to do anything to save you from dying prematurely from a fatal hip fracture that you can't bounce back from because you didn't do anything to prevent yourself from becoming frail and breakable. like i know that sounds harsh but that is reality for a lot of older women and i don't want that to be you.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one that added 35k extra words to the projected length of this fucking story ahgeilahgleiag