Allura's Booty Is The Best! Just Sexy Enough For Keith To Massage It.

SUPLEX CITY!!!!

suplex me next

It’s about time you address a huge elephant in a room!

🔥 LANCE ROASTS

I’m so hopped up on meds that I can’t fucking read

Hooo boy *rubs hands together* 

Lance has literally no angst. He’s insecure? Well you know what? Insecurities are the most common thing when you’re a teenager, he’s not special in that regard

I’ll get roasted on this one but his possessive jealousy towards Allura is not healthy. Keith, Matt, and Lotor have all fallen prey to it and he has no right to act the way he does. Allura deserves better. 

He bullies Keith, there’s no sugar-coating that. Keith is better than him at something and he’s rude to the guy. Deflate your ego son and apologize to him, that’d be nice. Because if he’d said what he said to Keith about wanting to usurp the leadership position when he’s clearly grieving, he’d be missing a few teeth, just saying. It’s not sexual tension, it’s just Lance being an asshole. 

Everyone calls Keith a hot-head but I’ll tell you right now, Keith isn’t the one starting fights for literally no reason. That would be Lance. 

Black Paladin Lance sucks. He’s not mature enough nor does he seem to understand how much of a heavy burden the position is. There’s nothing fresh or exciting about him leading, he’d hate it once he realized what the position means. Yes I know he’s grown A LOT but he’s a better second in command. You can see him being that for Keith and to an extent Shiro. 

I’m fine with bi or pan Lance, but that would still mean that he has a STRONG preference to women. 

5x02: He literally tried to send Lotor to his death because of his boner and jealousy. That is probably the most monstrous thing he’s ever said so I don’t wanna hear how pure or good he is. He’s done and said some legitimately fucked up things and I’m so tired of this fandom overlooking it but ripping into another character for doing that one thing that one time 

This is more of a roast for his rabid stans: He’s not a depressed and sad boy, just because he’s a POC doesn’t exempt him from criticism, and aside from him needing to do something about his jealousy problems…he doesn’t need much else. He’s second-in-command, has a sword, very skilled at long-range, and he’s the jack of all trades. He’s an every man. Nothing wrong with that. 

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

My Reaction to VLD Season 8.

I have to be completely honest with all y’all. When the 8th season of Voltron Legendary Defender came out, I skipped it to the final episode and boy was I pissed, angry, sad and heartbroken. The entire show became another reboot epic fail like Thundercats 2011. Not only that Kallura didn’t become canon in the end when the creators of the show paired Allura with Lance, they killed her off for their own petty reasons. In the end of the Shipping Wars, it turned out that all ships are casualties and the fandom lose. So yeah, we took a major L. Nobody wins in the end.

I decided that from now on until someone makes another Voltron cartoon that’ll top that monstrosity that is Voltron Legendary Defender, I’ll stick with the original Voltron from the 80′s and Go Lion from Japan because they are a million times better than that damn reboot from Netflix because seasons from 4 all the way to the 8 turned it into biggest piece of crap and all the characters have been botched very badly, mainly Keith and Allura! Sorry. I’m just gettin’ it out of my system.

And yeah, we were wrong for being toxic fans over characters and ships. One day, we’ll be better human beings and fans. Season 8 has been our punishment for behaving the way we did. We’ll try hard to make sure that it never happens again. So....our bad!

And to Lauren Montgomery and Joaquim Dos Santos, I must speak on behalf of the Voltron fandom since 1984 when I say that you didn’t ruin our childhood,both of y’all broke all of our hearts and make us love, cherish and appreciated the original Voltron Defender Of The Universe even more because it’ll always be better than your creation Voltron Legendary Defender. Thanks but no thanks. And you get millions of middle fingers and smiles from us as our way of showing how much we appreciated y’all and how much effort you put into it. Nuff said. 

That’s one of the biggest WTF’s I’ve ever witnessed!!!

ITS HAPPENING 

IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING IM SCREAMING

Kallura Bodyswap Fanfic

Hey everyone! I’m pleased to announce that I’ve written a Kallura Bodyswap story. It’s called the Switch. A fanfic to celebrate Kallura Month 2017. Here’s the summery. Enjoy!

Keith and Allura switch bodies when the battle between the Paladins of Voltron and the Galra Empire went awry at the hands of the new Ro-Beast. As the Paladins find some kind of way to switch them back, the relationship between Keith and Allura started to develop. Kallura bodyswap.

Rated: M

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12662842/1/The-Switch

I went to YouTube and made playlist dedicated to Keith from Voltron Legendary Defender based on his character.

G.Michael-L.Stansfield These are the days of our lives ( Lyrics)

Kallura post season 7.

Sweet!!!

Natasha & Diana wearing their Bae’s shirts

I strongly agree with you. The Shipping Wars and the Fandom are out of control and it's not doing Voltron Legendary Defender, the characters, the creators and writers of the show any favors. I strongly ship Kallura (Keith and Allura) but I'm not behaving like the people who been fighting over which couple will be canon, who's gay, bisexual or straight or wanting Shiro, Keith and Lance to go back to their original Lions and roles because this is ridiculous. I'd rather let it develop than force them to what I want. So it's best that we should enjoy the show.

SLOW DOWN THE VOLTRON SHIPS

Ok this is gonna be so messy but hear me out It’s okay to ship who you want to It’s okay to ship a straight character with another straight character. It’s okay to ship a gay character with a non-gay character. You can ship whoever you want to. But there’s a difference between fanon and canon.We should all understand that Dreamworks isn’t obligated to do how the fans say.It’s okay for the Voltron writers to go for the original story.What it’s not right is to leave hate because the show doesn’t go how we want to.

And another weird fact is that people usually don’t understand that the character’s fanon personality isn’t the canon one.Ok, i get it, you want a character to be gay because you want a certain relationship between him and another character but don’t jugde other bc they don’t view him as “gay” “bisexual” or “asexual”.We don’t know someone’s sexuality until they announce it and the same goes for characters.Don’t freaking hate the writers because it’s not their fault.We can all ship who we want to but at the end of the day we have to remember that we see every character differently and maybe not exactly as they really are.

The show gives us soo many thing to be happy about: the story, the characters and friendship.Look, not every show has to have relationships.Friendship shows are important and we have to see the fact that Voltron is such a good show without any love between the characters. Maybe Dreamworks will decide they want to bring a relationship into the show but until then let’s enjoy the show and ship who we want to without hating each other.Oh, if they decide to do that, don’t hate the show if it isn’t what you wanted to be.