WAIT, Bi Sanji Au, Right?

WAIT, bi Sanji au, right?

Sanji gets rejected by a woman and Usopp laughs. "Sanji can't even get a single date. Just give it up buddy, no hard feelings." It's easy for him because he's not even trying but then Sanji takes it personally and pulls the "You don't understand how hard it is to be irresistible to men but rejected by women!" And as if that wasn't shocking enough he followed it up with a "You're lucky I've got high standards, or else I would've made you eat your words!"

Luffy overhears that and jumps into the conversation. "Am I a high standard?"

To which Sanji surprisingly answered with "You're gonna be the king of the pirates, aren't you? So yeah."

Zoro, in a panic blurted out "I'm a catch too! I'm going to be the strongest showman!"

Kind of out of reflex, they turned to Usopp, but he just backed away a bit "I'm not uh... I'm not in line for whatever polyamory thing you're going for, thanks."

Before they could realize what he implied, Usopp was already gone.

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Doodles for @okiedoketm 's fic, Koby's Awful No-Good Very Confusing Day !!! Go read it!!!

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Cross Guild magical girl AU doodles

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Love this fic

“So,” Zoro says, “Future Pirate King, probably needs a decent-sized crew, right? How many so far?” “Fhree!” Luffy says with his mouth full. “I-It’s just us,” Koby clarifies. “You’re shitting me,” Zoro says flatly. “Do you at least have a decent ship?” “Yeah!” Luffy declares, at the same time Koby says, “No.” Zoro runs a hand down his face. “What the hell did I sign up for?” He mutters. “Whatever, no going back now. Where are we headed next, Captain?” Luffy beams at the title. “The Grand Line!” He says, spitting crumbs across the table. Zoro chokes on his drink. Koby lets out an undignified squeak. “L-Luffy, we really need to get a decent ship first!” Koby insists, “And a proper navigator.” “Eh? Koby can steer us!” Luffy declares. Koby blanches. “No, I can’t! I barely got us here!” “I have a decent sense of direction,” Zoro shrugs, “Can’t be that hard.”

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dzazaxxqo

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