In 2001, My Parents Bet Me That If I Did Not Drink, Smoke, Or Do Drugs By 21, They Would Give Me $1500.

In 2001, My Parents Bet Me That If I Did Not Drink, Smoke, Or Do Drugs By 21, They Would Give Me $1500.

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

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9 years ago
This Made Me Laugh So Fucking Hard Omg
This Made Me Laugh So Fucking Hard Omg
This Made Me Laugh So Fucking Hard Omg

this made me laugh so fucking hard omg

9 years ago

App Recommendation: Hemingway Editor

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Hello guys!

I have another App Recommendation: The Hemingway Editor. 

This is a web app that helps you with the structure of your text. I used it for my paper on police brutality but you can also use it for fictional texts etc.

The features of the app can help you structure your text by highlighting:

sentences that are very / hard to read

phrases which have simpler alternatives

adverbs

passive voice

Using short and simple sentences helped me with structuring and creating a clearer course of my arguments. 

I hope this helps you guys.

Happy Writing!

9 years ago

my love for you is like the stars. they glow and burn, and explode and die, and they scarred off remnants of thy love and remain a forever evince.

9 years ago

Life hack: Aim to get 100% of your work done. If you aim to do half, you’ll end up doing one quarter. If your goal is to do it all, you might get to 3 quarters.

9 years ago

Previously Unseen HD Footage Of Nuclear Bomb Testing From 1955 Has Been Released

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Julius Robert Oppenheimer, regarded as one of the ‘fathers of the atomic bomb’, said of his device “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”

A fair assessment given the incredible destructive power of a nuclear bomb and proved by the two times they were used in military history by the US against Japan towards the end of World War Two.

Keep reading

9 years ago
- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; November 25, 2015

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; November 25, 2015

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

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