Birth Of Captain Marvel;

Clint: [a straight man] why are all the hot girls lesbians?

Carol: [a lesbian] why are all the hot girls straight?

Wanda: [a straight woman] why are all the hot guys gay?

Bucky: [a gay man] why are all the hot guys straight?

Tony: [a panicky bisexual]WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?

Wade: [a excited pansexual] Everyone is hot, what do I do?

Vision: [a robot] what?

MARIA HILL WILL BE IN FAR FROM HOME

MARIA HILL WILL BE IN FAR FROM HOME

This is not a simulation

New stills from Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

World:

Me: I'm so fucking gay

Females: *Exists*

Me: Yes, hi, I'm gay.

𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕

Me after seeing this

no one:

marvel women in suits:👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

My sexual orientation

captain casual wear

Brie Larson + short hair: a concept.