Dyke-in-recovery - The Real Mirage Was My Sexuality This Whole Time

I cannot wait until I’m a housewife and bake for my future hubby! 💘

When you find a feminist out in the world. You have a duty to correct her silly thoughts of "equality" and "feminism". Just fuck those thoughts out of her head, and soon she will start thinking about cooking, cleaning, and getting pregnant like a proper woman. So get out there and correct a feminist today!

It's so wonderful how you can take nearly any lesbian character and, with just a single search, find entire volumes of porn, hentai, and fanfic of her happily getting fucked by men. It doesn't matter if she's just queer-coded or if she literally flies a pride flag, her legs will be spread with a smile while a man's using her.

If she has a girlfriend—No, she doesn't! Her girlfriend's been relegated to just a friend and might even be happily paired off with another man too. Even better, her "girlfriend" might be getting fucked next to her or walking in on her while she's moaning his name or blissfully unaware that she's cumming her brains out with their male friend behind her back.

The best of all is when the wider public doesn't even know she's a lesbian because of it. They're all so used to watching her get passed around and be a total cumslut for men that it's literally unthinkable. Lesbianism is just a line of trivia on her wiki page..

Honestly!!!

DH®️

It honestly annoys me when female celebrities complain about being objectified, especially when they show themselves off with revealing clothing. It's so selfish to complain when that's what females are there for, and it's such a compliment to be objectified by Men. Feminism is so hateful!

Silly, confused little feminists just don't get it

Writing boring 200 page books about the origins of the patriarchy and sexual hierarchy or the dialectic of sex or whatever - all so they can avoid acknowledging the most basic, obvious, straightforward explanation:

Men are in charge, because they're just better.

women aren't, because they're dumber and weaker.

Feminism is dead. Over. a silly experiment. A footnote in history.

A pie-in-the-sky dream that foolishly tried to defeat real, measurable, unstoppable power.

Men won.

feminism lost.

Lucky for you, losing to Men is what being a woman is all about.

Go ahead. Enjoy it. Spread your pretty, soft little legs and show your gratitude. Good girl.

Not to toot my own horn but... I think this might be the most important breakthrough in Unifying Bim Theory in years. And in the world's greatest hour of need too, astonishing!

Whether your bimbo is a trad-wife or a slut, girl, gurl or boi, a giggly sweetheart or a pouty hellion, I think it holds up.

Feedback and discussion welcome. Keep it light.