Green Lantern: Legacy (2020) By Minh Le

an episode of the clone wars

yoda, hitting a bong: stole a fuckton of holocrons, the cowboy did

ahsoka: well ok! let’s just stab him until he gives them back

anakin: haha y-

obiwan:

anakin:

obiwan:

ahsoka:

anakin: no ahsoka……. it’s not the jedi way

I’m curious...

reblog if what jkr says is no longer canon to you 

family drama

Jason: [bursting into room, Damian in his arms, anguished] It’s a violent case of hiccups! Will he live, Doc?

Damian: [kicking] Let–hic–go–hic–Todd!

Dick: [drops everything, becomes very solumn, ear to Damian’s heart] He needs medicine badly. Nurse!

Tim: [salutes and grabs water bottle] Of course sir, right away sir!

Dick: Hold him down.

Jason: You got it.

Damian: [struggling] I’m–hic–going–hic–to hang you–hic–from your–hic–thumbs!

Dick: [stonily] Grab his nose, Nurse.

Tim: He’ll bite me, sir.

Dick: Get yourself together, man! Are you a goddamn nurse or not?

Tim: Aye aye, sir! [pinches Damian’s nose]

Damian: [voice muffled] Hang–hic–you above–hic–PIRANHAS–hic!

Jason: The patient is delusional!

Tim: Hurry, doctor!

Dick: [squirts water bottle into Damian’s mouth] LET US CAST OUT THIS ILLNESS!

Damian: [angry gargling]

Jason: AGAIN!

Dick: [squirts eight times in sequence]

Damian: [choking]

Tim: Best to put him out of his misery, doc

Dick: Keep hope, nurse!

Damian: [sputtering] I DESPISE ALL OF YOU!

Jason: He is healed!

All three: Hallelujah!

All three: [parade to Bruce’s study singing hymns, burst in and drop Damian in Bruce’s lap] THE POWER OF MODERN MEDICINE!

Bruce: [looks at boys]

Bruce: [looks at Damian]

Bruce: Why is your brother soaking wet?

Dick, Jason, Tim:

Damian: Hic!

Dick, Jason, Tim: [pounce]

Damian: [latching onto Bruce like a spider monkey] FATHER NO HELP ME

Bruce:

Bruce:

Bruce: I’m changing Robin’s uniform to neon pink.

Damian: [gapes]

Damian: [softly, full of loathing] I will disown you.

Bruce: Are your hiccups gone?

Damian: I will not have it! Do you hear me? I will not!

Dick: His hiccups are gone.

Damian: Neon pink doesn’t camouflage well into the night, I couldn’t–

Tim: What, and red, green, and yellow do?

Damian: SHUT UP DRAKE THIS DOESN’T INVOLVE YOU

Bruce: [nods wisely] Alternative medicine.

Is it just me or is this Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano, like.... young-ish mentor who is totally ridiculous but also helpful while teaching Ahsoka to murder people....

The only thing that doesn’t fit is that Ahsoka totally thinks Anakin’s a dope.

No more wise old mentors. From now on your mentor options are

1. old mentor that turns out to have at least the same amount of chaotic dumbass energy as the protagonist

2. mentor that is the same age or younger than the protagonist and is only in the position of mentor because they have experience with one specific thing, but in every other respect they are just as young and dumb as the protagonist is

Dark!little big three

Okay so I had this idea a while back and it’s just sorta been surculating in my head for a while so here it is Dark!thalia and dark!percy and dark!nico So ya know how they’ve all have at least some hatred towards the gods, well imagine them growing with that hatred and once Percy turns sixteen and the titan war is over Thalia asks to be released from her oath as an eternal maiden to be with her friends more. So then Percy nico and Thalia start bonding cuz only kids of the big three everybodys scared of them. And then cuz of this they’re like siblings and joined at the hip practically. And everything happens faster. Nico get together with will quicker Percy and Annabeth’s relationship is stronger. (Thalia’s heart belongs with someone who’s been dead for a while) Then Percy goes missing. Cuz of nico and Percy’s relationship once Percy shows up at the wolf house nico can feel it(Percy only remembers Thalia nico and Annabeth is this headcannon) Then he Thalia and Percy go on the quest together while hazel and frank defend CJ’s borders. Once they get back nico and Thalia are apart of the quest as well as hazel. Frank is praetor beside Reyna. (piper shows up later They go in their journey but instead of nico being in the jar it’s piper.) Thalia nico and Percy fall into hell instead (they meet a partially formed Kronos). Once hazel leads the seven to the house of hades Thalia nico and Percy arrive and basically slaughter all of the monsters to the extent that the rest of the seven+ piper and Reyna are terrified and while Jason and hazel love their siblings they are TERRIFIED. Eventually the war is over Thalia nico and Percy combined creat storm and fire Storm-Thalia and Percy Hellfire-Nico Later they are summoned up to Olympus and they gods give them two options. Immortality or exile They choose exile because they never want to be pawns again. Eventually the camps find out and the Romans go back to being prejudiced against the Greeks and they go their separate ways. Years later Thalia Nico and Percy find out that Artemis blessed them ( now they don’t age- isn’t that nice😑) Eventually they turn into legends that you hear about and mother tell their children Don’t be naughty or they will get you! They scorn the gods and begin their own camp full of other who have been hated and spit upon( for Greeks romans Egyptians and Norse) They live in peace for years until the gods are attacked That’s it I’ll let other take it from there!!

And a Happy New Year

Clark: [Walks into Wayne manor with his family] Hello everyone! Merry chr-

Bruce: [marching to and fro like a drill sergeant in front of Tim, Steph and Jason, looking furious]

Clark: -istmas?

Bruce: [menacing] which one of you did it?

Tim, Steph and Jason: [looking bored] ...

Bruce: I know it was one of you. Which. One.

Jason: You 'know' it was one of us? That sounds a little presumptuous.

Steph: Yeah. I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Bruce: Of course it was one of you three!

Jason: [gasps] Oh my god. Bias.

Tim: This is sexist.

Bruce: what?

Steph: We're being victimized. [flips her hair] I feel unsafe.

Bruce: [stops in front of Tim] Tim. You're the sensible one. Who was it?

Tim: [dramatically] You accuse us of wrongdoing yet you lack even the slightest hint of evidence. For shame.

Jason: Shoddy detective work is what it is.

Steph: What would Gordon say?

Jason: You know. It really breaks my heart that you would just ASSUME that one of us did it. Really shows who you trust, huh, batman? God forbid you'd interrogate DICK.

Bruce: assu- ASSUME? In this family there are THREE people who would EVER even THINK to tie someone up, cover them in glitter and put them on top of the christmas tree. [points viciously at the slightly worse-for-wear pinetree] AND IT'S YOU

Steph: [studying her nails] sounds like sexism to me

Tim: [arms crossed] circumstantial at best

Jason: [grinning] got any FACTS to corroborate that accusation B?

Bruce: I-

Damian: [from the doorway; his clothes, hair and skin covered in glitter] It was Todd and Brown. Though I do not doubt that Drake assisted in planning it.

Tim, Steph and Jason: ...

Jason: OBJECTION

Clark: ...

Kon: [trying to stifle his laughter]

Lois: [to Clark] We're not having any more children. Two is enough.

You know what would even be funnier in the Scandalore verse? Obi Wan and Satine have been secretly married for years. They were waiting for Obi Wan to finish training and then there was Anakin and then the war and Anakin has an epic conniption because he really could gave used some how to be sekritly married tips

OH GOOD LORD, SOMEONE WRITE THIS. Secretly Married Obi-Wan is killing me. Like, Obi-Wan keeps meaning to say something, keeps meaning to resign from the order so that he can go BE WITH HIS WIFE but…he doesn’t want to set a bad example or anything and this KID is here now and…well, he’ll figure it out later. Attachments are forbidden, Anakin! Hang on, I have to go…to Mandalore…for reasons. I’ll be right back! Politicians are not to be trusted byeeeeee!

Satine is going to be so epically annoyed with him for dragging his feet on this. ARE YOU ASHAMED OF ME, OBI-WAN KENOBI?! WELL THEN MAYBE YOU’LL ENJOY SLEEPING ON THE COUCH. *throws a martini into the wall*

Can you even IMAGINE Anakin’s face when he learns this Important Information? Oh my God. 

i love writing luke’s tendency to be a feral little man like Yes he’s the savior of the galaxy Yes he’s a pure hearted beam of sunshine BUT he came from a hick town in the Outer Rim with nothing to do but hang out in bars and use ROUSes as target practice AND he shares DNA with anakin skywalker so he can drink Han under the table and thinks traffic laws are a joke send tweet

It’s incredibly important to me that the anime decided to include this scene that wasn’t in the manga. In the manga, Maomao does pass out in Jinshi’s lap after saving him from what was obviously an assassination attempt.

HOWEVER, the manga cuts off at this point, keeping strictly in Maomao’s perspective, and cuts straight to when she regains consciousness in bed after being treated for her injuries. The manga doesn’t show how she got back. They SAY how, and she briefly mentions, “wow that must have been embarrassing; he carried me back,” but we don’t SEE it. We don’t get to feel the true impact of what that means. But the anime DID show us, and holy shit.

They SHOW us how taboo this is. They show Jinshi carrying her out of the temple, after a public attempt on his life.

They show us the shock and horror on Lakan’s face as Jinshi silently walks past him. Horror at the state his daughter is in, horror at another man—a man with a status he could never dare to question—staking such a public claim over his child, horror at the fact that he could never have this level of closeness with her (as Maomao would never allow it).

Everyone hides their gazes, as is their custom when someone of his rank passes by, but the air is different this time. Jinshi is furious, he’s terrified, and he could not give a single shit about how inappropriate it looks to these palace officials.

The shot that slowly follows her trail of blood—even though it’s a small detail—that in particular leaves such a intense impression of how poignant this is for him.

Maomao talked about this scene in the manga like it was nothing to her. She did what she set out to do: she saved the person who was targeted by the attack. She didn’t even know the target would be someone she knew. But she has no idea that this happened afterwards as a result of her bravery. To her, it likely wasn’t even an act of bravery at all. She acted on impulse; she did what she knew was the right thing to do.

The anime didn’t need to include this, because the manga didn’t show it. But damn, I’m so glad they did.

Tragic brothers.

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