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consider femdward. no i didnt want to grab a dress reference this was a 5min warmup thing. just imagine the most elegant yet austere dress possible

while the face reveal aspect would be nowhere near a surprise if he was a female character i think her threatening aura, mysterious strength & absolutely atrocious personality could def make up for it. fun things to think about

smol bonus double 1,80m+ bride setup

Before the wedding with Edward...

"Die with a Smile" by Bruno Mars. This song reminds me extremely of Ed. These lines fit him so well, from his perspective. and yes, I got the location of the heart a little mixed up, oops

Was Edward like the others at the orphanage, an orderly? I suggest that he was brought there as a baby, and probably doesn't remember his parents. And the jar of hearts... it was probably given to him for one of his birthdays. He just wakes up one day and there's a jar of hearts on the table or under the door, and a letter next to it.

Did he work to become the manager? Or did they make concessions to him?

I have a question, and if I said something wrong, you can correct me.

Is this the son/daughter of whom? I still don't understand. And one more thing about Penny. She, as I understand it, is Edward's daughter? Or who is she to him? Has Edward already had sex with the main character or not? Do they have children together, or is Edward the stepfather? (about which I am more confident).

It's just little Eddie boy

his gaze scares me

These eyes will look at you for the rest of your life👀

I have a new very strange thought... Can Ed sing in the shower?))) I have seen theories that while we are starting a riot/fire, Edward is just sleeping and then runs out in his pajamas, but in my version, he was just washing himself in the middle of the night, and then the only thing he managed to wear was a robe. Oh, poor thing, he didn’t even have time to dry off! He was probably cold...

i cant believe how long it took me to think to afflict Poor Edward with hanahaki. He already has the "I'll die without the affection of the person I'm in love with" part, why not also violently cough up flowers!!!

I figure most websites with big lists of flower meanings should probably be taken with a grain of salt, but this one was just too compelling to resist:

Anyway I personally think he would (a) not hesitate to tell you that he has hanahaki disease because of you and therefore you have to love him back, (b) send you flowers he coughed up as a romantic gift & write you poetry about the sensation of flowers filling his lungs, and (c) WORK VERY HARD TO NEVER SHOW SYMPTOMS IN YOUR PRESENCE.

I imagine you are surrounded by your lovers. Haha, I don't think Edward has the strength to be around since seven! Although he will be able to find time for everyone. If they all lived in the same house, it seems to me that the easiest way to avoid cleaning it would be to just move on. I wouldn't want to be a neighbor'''''''''

MOON MILK OVERLOAD

AKA, I found a cute redraw your ship as this and realized I had a hilarious opportunity on my hand.

Let's just be thankful Edward doesn't have to deal with this many PCs at once. Otherwise he would indeed be Poor Edward. I don't think he'd survive.

Clockwise from top left;

Sawyer Wolff, The Snake-Oil Deacon - @anannoyanceofjackofsmiles Alex Hastings, The Vitriolic Thief - @thedeafprophet Dr. Tomas Müller, The Bandaged Thanatologist - @theunluckiestdevil (on my hands and knees apologizing, I haven't learned how to draw graying or slicked hair yet) Anne Meredeith, The Disfigured Captain - @milleart H. Reisz, The Twilight Phantom - @szilverer (sorry to put you at the bottom, the cloak made Reisz easy to recognize from the back) Emery Ender, The Well-Intentioned Thief - Me! Samuel Ashman, The Bloodstained Deacon - @shazzbaa

Happy early Valentine's Day to you all! Sorry to everyone I didn't include.

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