sometimes i need to remind myself that i’m writing fanfiction for free and i’m allowed to have a shitty sentence or two
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
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I’ve decided to share the fake twst screenshot templates I made with the world. Here they are as transparent pngs! So far I have made: (1) Episode title (2) Location (3) Character dialogue (4) Player dialogue with 2 options (5) Player dialogue with 1 option (6) SSR get (7) Groovy text
I know I’m giving y’all a lot of power, so use it well…ufufu.
For anyone curious, I made these by editing and lining up the assets uploaded by (my hero!!) @alchemivich over game screenshots.
Credit to me is not necessary when you use these, but PLEASE DON’T REPOST the blank templates – if you would like to share them with others, please REBLOG or SHARE THE LINK to this post!
Let me know if tumblr eats the quality of the images. If it does I’ll be happy to upload these to Google Drive!
Example of template use with twst incorrect quotes (you can find more on my tumblr):
I also have a fake homescreen template, but it’s incomplete because I don’t have all the assets. You can see what it looks like in use with a fake screenshot I made with my OC Arisa – it’s on my blog but tumblr won’t let me into the tags if I put a link to it. Parts of it are faked. ^^;;
By the way, thank you so much for all the love for Arisa! <3 I’m currently working on another sprite edit for another twst OC, so look forward to it!
If anyone would like a tutorial on how I make fake screencaps or has any other questions or requests, my inbox is open! Have fun!!
Amazing paleo cookies
"writing about fucked up things doesnt indicate your values as a person" and "the way you write about things may indicate some of your values" are not conflicting statements if im going to be real
Hilda by Duane Bryers
Recently I've been sick, and being sick I've taken NyQuil to help me nap and sleep. What NyQuil does to me though, is give me wild dreams I can remember. This usually isn't a problem, but during one of my naps I had a dream that Marty made a podcast, and it was called "Nighttime with Martyn" and the entire thing was Martyn reading bedtime stories requested by viewers. Most of it was traditional folk tales, occasionally a true story, and sometimes Martyn would tell stories of his childhood. The weirdest part, though (if this wasn't weird enough), was when during episode 7 he said "now let me bring on my oldest friend," and all of a sudden a mound of void and stars appeared on the video. It just meowed and then I woke up. That was the entire dream, and my next one was a flower field.
you're laughing
skizz has an arrow in his dick and you're laughing
I know we're all thinking about celestial symbolism for joel rn, so despite the fact that i think it would be very funny if we all just used the fucking car itself, i propose "The Chariot(eer)", a constellation known as Auriga, which is latin for chariot(eer), because it fits both the car and the celestial theme.
Bonus points: it's right by the Gemini constellation, and it's biggest star is Capella, the goat.
saw that on twitter and it kinda happened