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I have this fic idea of Draco grieving over Snape because Snape was his godfather and raised him as much as Cissy and Lucy. And Draco feeling kind of angry and envious of Harry because Draco kind of felt betrayed and replaced by Harry.
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THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL, I CAN'T OJSP;FDOHPICSD;OJNCPS;DLN STOP
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Narcissa and Lucius tried to sneak a first-year Severus Snape into Hogsmeade by making him cling to Narcissa’s torso and hide him under her cloak. She claimed she was pregnant to Slughorn before they were about to leave. Severus lost his grip and fell out of her cloak.
“Oh,” Narcissa said, “I have given birth.”
“He looks just like us.” Lucius chimed in.
Snape was not snuck into Hogsmeade.
fr tho why is everything smut😭😭 i wanna read angst that would ruin me, make me sick to my stomach and cry like there's no tomorrow bro i want a fanfic that is so devastating that i won't be able to function for the next few months
ACCURATE !! IT'S NOT FAIR 😭😭
I LOVE PAV SO MUCH IT DRIVES ME INSANE
pavitr my friend pavitr
I need more Draco x Ron
And also more Draco angst that isn't because Narcissa and Lucius are bad parents to him
Draco Malfoy: you look like shit, Weasley.
Ron Weasley: **smirks** but still fuckable, right?
Thank you @cryptically-cryptic-cryptid and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!
Dabi: What's up, guys? I'm back. The Todorokis: . . . tf??? Enji: What the—how? We saw your jaw. Dabi: yeah, I miss that thing Fuyumi & Natsuo: YOU DIED! Dabi: **shrugs** death is a social construct.
Deku: The best revenge, really, is being nice. Bakugo: [from a distance] or murder!
Peter Parker: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Flash Thompson: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Peter Parker: Seize the dick.
Albedo: I made tea. Dottore: I don't want tea. Albedo: I did not make tea for you. I made it for me. Dottore: Then why are you telling me? Albedo: It's a conversation starter. Dottore: That's a lousy conversation starter. Albedo: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate, bitch.
Hajime: Is this water or nail polish remover? Nagito: **chugs entire bottle** Nagito: it's nail polish remover
Dabi: What's up, guys? I'm back. The Todorokis: . . . tf??? Enji: What the—how? We saw your jaw. Dabi: yeah, I miss that thing Fuyumi & Natsuo: YOU DIED! Dabi: **shrugs** death is a social construct.
Senku Ishigami: What's your type? Gen Asagiri: Science nerds who looks like a leek. Senku Ishigami (desperate): YOUR BLOOD TYPE !!! Gen Asagiri: Oh! B positive. Senku Ishigami: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP! JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE! Gen Asagiri: . . .
MJ: You often use humor to deflect trauma. Peter Parker: Thank you. MJ: I didn't say that was a good thing. Peter Parker: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
I've watched it a million times already but "If They Only Knew" MV by Alfie Arcuri deserves a book inspired by it. The MV deserves a book. It's so sad and the kiss scene was ahakbaoana.
Has anyone ever thought that steven Universe's "It's over, isn't it?" has some lines that can be applied to Severus Snape?
So, everyone's headcanoning or theorizing that Kaeya was affected by the happenings in the Chasm. But, has anyone ever wondered if Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax was affected? I mean, he has abyss energy, right? So would it be safe to assume that it's possible for him to have been affected by it?
Tobias from The Amazing World of Gumball gives me MCU Flash Thompson vibes for some reason.
Okay, but, what if Flash calls Peter "Penis" because (he's raised by parents who calls it vile to curse) Mr. Harrington scolds them or doesn't like it when they swear. So the AcaDec team replaces slurs with other terms. Like "dick" is "penis" and "cunt" is "vagina" and "fucker" is "flipper". So it's like "Flip off, you vagina!!" Or "she's such a sexually active woman!!"
Grace Whitney from Dance Academy needs therapy but goshdarn if she wasn't such a loyal person.
I really want Chris Zylka's Flash Thompson to become Agent Venom :(
I love Tony Revolori's Flash Thompson but TASM's Flash Thompson had huge potential. MCU's Flash Thompson has a sad subplot which I hope they'll tackle more. I'm excited to see what direction they take MCU's Flash in. I love TASM's darker atmosphere so it was great to see. I wish they didn't delete the graduation scene with Gwen, Flash, and Peter and I hope they tackled Flash and Peter's blooming friendship, too.
Abigail Armstrong and Oliver Lloyd's friendship is goals. They're such an underrrated pair.