You Ever Take A Shower And Suddenly You're Human Again

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

"Oh dear Creator, let me be your Saint, your herald; I will do your bidding, and spread your wisdom." Something I scribbled up last night and a few fan-favorite versions from the MANY different layer types I messed with lol

This man I stg

Surprise! Another Elden Ring travel poster! I've been wanting to do this one for ages now. Such a melancholy place... with some of the best music in the game imo 💛 

Also I think the Shaman Village is actually one of the places in Elden Ring I'd most like to visit for real. 

Which area should I do next??? 

You can get prints of all my Elden Ring travel posters here!

love ouroboros. cannibalization of the divine except you are the cannibal and the divine and the witness watching it

I've seen people talk about how they think the Shadow of the Erdtree DLC does or doesn't completely butt heads with the lore of the base game and one example of it doing so is Marika being from the Numen in the base game and the Shaman in the DLC... I've also seen someone mention they think maybe the Numen are descendants of the Shaman but honestly? What if Marika just lied? Like she very well could have - she clearly doesn't want anybody knowing about the Shadowlands, and admitting that she hails from there would definitely hint to it's existence. So maybe she lied, and the base game just lies with her, never even bothering to hint that it might be false.

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