cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio
feels like shit
dwayne johnson, paper, scissors
Kissing a cat’s soft little head gives you +10 HP
we need to start teaching baby fags that it's okay to be fat and/or old because it's really starting to get dire out here
*naruto runs into your heart*
No offense but I want to be stupidly in love with someone. I want to be an utter fucking dumbass with someone and them have the same amount of chaotic energy. I want to go absolutely feral and them be just as into as I am