MY ANACONDA-

y'all mind if i

can’t…im shy

So today I learned about the existence of Border Leicester sheep. You’re welcome.

Icelandic Phallological Museum

girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*

boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl

girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

never forget the flask of whisky i found buried in the ground while on year 11 school camp in 2015. it was so old i had to smash the bottleneck to get it open.. spent the evening absolutely shitfaced during group activities 🤦🏻‍♂️ you’ll always be in my heart 💓