Golden Potato

Why is this intersting?

was reading up on silk and dagger. am i just not enlightened enough yet to understand that half of all good worldbuilding starts with the author getting really, really horny

It helps to understand that Silk & Dagger is very specifically parodying how dark elves are depicted in the Forgotten Realms, a Dungeons & Dragons campaign setting which is a. essentially a romantic fantasy setting awkwardly pretending to be high fantasy because D&D players aren't ready for that conversation, and b. principally the brainchild of Ed Greenwood, a Canadian fantasy writer who has a decent shot at claiming the title of the horniest man alive. Like, this a parody whose source material is a fictional setting whose idea of challenging villainous queer-coding is having nations ruled by buxom middle-aged sorcerer-queens with interesting ideas about rehabilitative justice spanning the entire alignment grid. What Silk & Dagger is making text was just barely subtext to begin with, is what I mean to say.

The perfect ganondorf

Fuuuuck me hello sir hi

Still waiting for the colour. Also why can shrimp see better then us, its not fair

I have realized that most of my posts on this blog are no longer religious jokes

To make up for this, I will be making a new rainbow, composed of 3 new colors never before seen: Djiuf, Bobbleboob, and Vietnam

Those are the three new colors that’ll be released soon, stay tuned

First thing I see when I open tumblr in public

Made this for those who make the mistake of opening Tumblr in public

Inspiration struck, and I had to do this

It's 1 in the morning and I have work tomorrow but I had to do this

I'm glad she died

Y'all were right about her

I'm highly confused by the people that think if Ruby had been there Adam wpuld have lived. Like...the same girl who cut Tyrians tail off for scratching her uncle would have let the guy who cut off her sister arm live? She didn't know Cordovans mech had bullet proof windows and aimed for her head. She would have cut Adam in half.

may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

brainrot..

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