Does Anyone Wanna Hold Hands Until We Feel A Little Braver

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

It's been a long road 🛣️🚘 Gettin'🏃‍♂️ from there 🌎 to here 🌌 It's been a long time ⏰⌛ But my time ⌚ is finally near 😤💯🔥 I will see 👁️ my dream 😴🛌 come alive 🌿 at last 💪🙏 I will touch the sky 🌌 An' they're not gonna hold 💁‍♂️ me down ⬇️ no more 🙅‍♂️👎 No they're not gonna change 🪙👛 my mind 🧠🤯

‘Cause I've got faith 🙏👼 of the heart 💗💖 I'm going 🏃‍♂️ where my heart ❤️ will take me 🌠🌌 I've got faith 😇 to believe ✨🌟 I can do anything 😤💯 I've got strength 💪🏋️‍♂️ of the soul ❤️ An' no one's gonna bend ⤵️ or break 💔 me 💪😤 I can reach 🙆‍♂️ any star ✨🌟🌠 I've got faith 🙏I've got faith 👼😇🙏 Faith 😇 of the heart 💖💕❤️💞💓💗

love that in the movie jackson is walking around saying dumb shit like 'what do detectives even do' and then proceeds to know exactly the smell of a specific tree burning

FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. SHIT.

update on the clone thing: squirrels hate my double but like, they still love me? so we're gonna test this out on other animals we like to see if they can tell that my clone is an unnatural reproduction of me! i anticipate fun times :)

do you mean half of the conversations to happen in gotham

🕺➡️🏎️💨 🔜 🦎 🔜 🦎 ➕ (🏌️‍♀️🔜🦎) ➡️🚀➡️🪐🔜🦎🦎🥚🥚🥚 🔜 🚀(🥚🥚🥚🙅‍♂️) ➡️🦎🔜🕺🏌️‍♀️

Wall-E AU where everything is the same except Wall-E's name is Wall-Uigi.

i am cringe but i am NOT free yet due to paperwork issues. please let me out.

every so often, i think, and it might be so selfish of me, but i crave to be someone's first choice. i want to be the person that someone sees fun things to do and their first thought is to ask me to go with them. i want someone to be willing to inconvenience themselves a little bit sometimes for me as i would do for them. i want to be looked at in a list of people and to have someone pick me out of all of them. i want to be held at the same level as a romantic partner in terms of effort and closeness. i want someone to want me as much as i want them, even though it's not in a romantic sense. i want to be important to someone.

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.