Latest Posts by duocordaut - Page 8
third time i think i see a free parking spot only for another FUCKING GLOBSTER to be there
sorry for the tensimm drought everyone
Oh if only The Master could be a long term companion , he would be so helpful and fun if given the chance🥲
Im sorry but im such a judgemental bitch when it comes to character playlists because I can always tell a song was added solely bc that person likes the song and not because its a representation of the characters true spirit
i get mean when i'm nervous like a bad dog
affirmation #73
The doctor and the master are LESBIANS no Friendship implodes like that
*crawls out of a dark hole with doctor who fanart after not having posted any art for almost two months* haha hey.
"cool character I guess..." I mutter, walking away with a suspiciously character shaped lump in my throat
this little interaction in dark water is important because thank god someones acknowledging the fact that the master is first and foremost the doctors Childhood Friend . like this freak who keeps trying to rule over the universe and destroy the earth was supposed to be the Ur problem. the reason he keeps coming back to rule over the universe and destroy the earth is bc ur an idiot. and u let him
upstream, mary oliver; gravity and grace, simone weil; journal of a solitude, may sarton
this is very important to me people seem to forget the scene where the master bleaches his hair in a gas station restroom with £1.49 domestos bleach….
thoschei: thoughts by a guy who hasn't watched doctor who
HEYA MAGGOTS, this post is me using (his words, not mine) 'toxic old man yaoi' to bribe my brother (the girlboss boyfailure @wispedvellichor) to post his liveblog of FNAF (Friday Nights with Freddie) (something I also haven't watched) on tumblr. If that sentence was incomprehensible to you then I pity you for the rest of this post.
SO, YOU (NOBODY) (/NOT ODYSSEUS EPIC FANDOM SHUT UP) ASKED FOR MY THOUGHTS ON THOSCHEI! HERE WE GO:
WHO IS THOSCHEI? Ignorant fool, it is a ship name. Of the Doctor and the Master. Doctor Who? Exactly. Master Who? No, just the Master.
Why is it Thoschei? Because the Doctor (medical license dubious, PhD completion dubious) apparently was a Theta not-male (the elusive predecessor of sigma males and the omegaverse). And the Master was called Koschei.
Now Dr Omegaverse and Mx PowerKink have a whole homoerotic childhood friends to homoerotic rivals to homoerotic enemies to homoerotic die-in-your-arms-Hamlet-style situationship to homoerotic i-dont-know-i-havent-watched-this-show thing going on
Dr Omegaverse has many reincarnations, half of whom are David Tennant
Mx Powerkink also does, of which I only know the guy making Thirteen kneel, the Metatron, Missy FemmeSelfCest (who makes out with Twelve, the lesbian), and SimmMaster, who is zaddy and the only reason I bother with this ship
They do a whole forehead touch Jayvik thing years before Jayvik did the forehead touch Jayvik thing
ZaddyMaster bangs a drum in a field. I wish I was the drum.
Who said that.
Missy FemmeSelfCest and ZaddyMaster dance (hence the SelfCest)
ZaddyMaster bleaches his hair, apparently in a public washroom. A girlboss and a slay.
He is pretty.
He's also the prime minister at one point and kills the US President. So uh. THE WORLD HAS NEED FOR YOU AGAIN, ZADDYMASTER.
There's a BDSM bondage chair where the Dr Omegaverse is gagged and when ungagged he tells ZaddyMaster how he wants to run away with him to tour the universe and how beautiful he is.
ZaddyMaster is pretty.
Idk that's all I can remember now I'm busy thinking dreamily of ZaddyMaster.
You're welcome whoreo! I know, I'm the best brother ever.
Getting into Doctor Who is just an infinite content glitch. Oh you finished it? No you didn’t— also you never will because we put some of the coolest stuff in a trash can fire the bbc was shredding financial disclosures and legal settlements into in 1970
moffat saw his one chance at writing johnlock yuri and he took it
I wanted my text post tag to be like a form of my name and -lations as in like … revelations.. but I didnt think it through and now idk about Violations
Sometimes I think about how when the master is chameleon arched he spent his entire human life trying to help people and trying to give humanity hope. He was going to stay behind and die so that he could send humanity to utopia and I think that’s beautiful. The doctor on the other hand turned into a racist asshole while chameleon arched so I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean.
Theta & Koschei my beloveds
another text post but it’s just a year old note i found most likely describing This thing
ive recently found that 24hrs in a day is not enough for me to spend consuming doctor who media so i invented this thing where if i stay up for longer than 48 hours i start losing my mind and then the hours start generating themselves
in another life, you and i are kids again and the birds still sing each morning. the sun stays in the sky long into the evening and my throat doesn’t burn when i say your name.
Hello doctor who tumblr please take the worst thing I have ever made okay goodbye
This is how series nine went right.
This but its thoscheis canon
“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way
My experience trying to understand any of the time lords timelines: this happened. No it didn’t. That was an aborted timeline. Is that comic canon? That contradicts the show but it could work if you adjust some stuff. So that definitely happened? Oh wait no retconned again. Can it all be canon? Can I blame the toymaker for this? Oh I didn’t know that regeneration even existed. We’re just making shit up as we go along now. Woah many traumatic events I wasn’t previously aware of no wonder they’re like that. Can I incorporate this into ttc lore if I really try. How long is this wiki. Why is mark gatiss here. They’re the same person? No they’re not? Yes they are? No they aren’t? Faction paradox. Homeworld book of war lungbarrow academy. Vampires. Can I go home yet
no yeah and we need to talk more about how every single episode from human nature to last of the time lords was a hit thats an insane run
the entire season with martha is just banger after banger after banger
Having a new account is funny like its jusg me and my Three mutuals . Im going to the shops in a bit do you guys want anything
there is thoschei everywhere for those with eyes to see. and especially in the book this is how you lose the time war