We Can't Ibuprofen Our Way Outta This One Boys

let me judge you based on your taskmaster opinions

I dyed my hair. (And yes, I did put a corgi on a cupcake to cover my face.)

Listen Up Columbia! — Portraits from a campus in crisis Photographed by Gabriella Gregor Splaver

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

get urself someone who looks at you the way David and Lee look at each other

Imagine me popping bubble wrap inside your brain bp bp bp bp bp 

soulmates but not in a soft romantic way soulmates in a destined to change each other for better or for worse, cannot be who they are without each other, unstoppable together but they’re also the only ones who can defeat each other, equals, existences undeniably tied to each other way

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

Good to know Alex has been writing some fanfiction in his spare time