I Googled This And It Won't Give Me An Answer.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

that james acaster quote where he jokes about only releasing comedy specials at the same time that geniuses reinvent the genre is so funny to me because what does he think he did with repertoire

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I walked into the living room and went “AZIRAPHALE!!!!!!!”

Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

im exclusively drawing vince noir from now on because it guarantees being able to add sparkles

thinking about all the “small” art that’s ever existed. songs that were only ever sung in one village. stories written by children that got lost in the shuffle. personal paintings that didn’t survive the test of time. how they affected the lives of just a few, but still existed, still mattered to someone.

markiplier, the no. 1 fidget toy reviewer

AI writing theft PSA

@jamesjyu and @sudowrite are stealing protected works to train their AI & harassing writers/committing libel against them. Their spam bot is accusing authors of plagiarism to trick readers into copyright theft on @sudowrite's behalf.

All @s are twitter handles.

I don't have the energy to tackle this disgusting can of worms but the gross behavior these people have displayed with artists is, unsurprisingly, spreading to writers.

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